THE SQUAD IS DEAD

Me to Rhi right after I hear someone speaking Spanish.... "I feel like I'm in Nachos... Wait fuck I mean Narcos"

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Go to oxford street, get a coffee and a Tug @Gwledig

“Drizzle. I don’t actually think you have dementia” - @wolF

"You cannot escape the asylum that is your sexual preference" - @wolF

8:21 PM

"You're spreading Italian hate? I thought you wanted to spread an Italian" - @wolF

"im going to watch pornography while we wait for the qs" - @gooch finger

"gooch is ready to be fingered" - @gooch finger

"strange things happen, when you're sucking off the grinch" - @wolF (edited)

imagine getting top from Caspar (the ghost) @Gwledig

“I’m doing something sexist, don’t you worry” - @lobotomy jones

He can take my blood but why does he have to make me itchy - Kat after a mosquito assaulted her

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'I will not be a part of the minestrone of multiculturialism' -@ My Dad 'You mean the melting pot?' - @ChokalatFingahs

Dylan and I eating shitty fatty food. @economicduck487 - 'I really needed this' @ChokalatFingahs - 'I'll open my mouth' Me - 'what? What do you think I just said?' Dylan - 'I really need to piss...' Yet this man adamantly denies his piss kink. (edited)

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I want to make our Minecraft world like the real world and make them (Pandas) endangered @TOM

I like sucking the water out of the pubes - @ChokalatFingahs

Im gonna beat your wife, aka my nan @Dr sugma

GILFS, they're like wine, aged to perfection @ me

Frumulen George branded Ice Cream Cake ™️ (edited)

„I still beat him with a baguette“ - @ChokalatFingahs

"Georgie has been to the most city... in Adelaide" @TOM (edited)

"i dont wanna be responsible for hitting 2 women" - @Dr sugma

"thats what the homies are here for, squad jerk off" - @lobotomy jones

"woman are the reason babies have down syndrome" @ObeseMaurice

"[The car] had a heart attack and died because someone shot it in the head" - @ObeseMaurice

The group assignment is worse than prison @Gwledig

watching an ad 'What was that? Homos are saving money?' - My Dad '...Homeowners...' - @ChokalatFingahs

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'Satan has slithered his forked tongue deep into the crevices of my anus and has set my insides on fire' - @ChokalatFingahs 'What?!' - My mum

"Is this a gay thing? It must be, because there is a lot of penis... all i want is an idea for a sweatshirt and all I'm getting is penis, I don't want penis" - @Dr sugma

@Ina Simi 🧸🦷 : "You've left the bottle of soju in your room this entire time?" Me: "Yeah" Ina: "What're you trying to do, poison yourself??" Me: "Isn't that the point of alcohol"

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"I wonder what Aslan is thinking about" me "What ever it is im sure its correct" @Kat "What if he was thinking about bombing Palestein?" - me "I'm sure he knows something we don't" - @Kat (edited)

“The Indians will take over Australia. They will.” - My dad (He’s sober)

@economicduck487 - Another word for cook that starts with 'CH'... @ChokalatFingahs - Kentucky?

"I would love to feel your thick semen in me" - @ChokalatFingahs after like, half a minute silence @economicduck487 just as a heads up he is in heat it would seem

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“My fucking wrist is starting to hurt” - @Gwledig “It was probably self inflicted.” - Michael

"Women live longer than men because they aren't thinking about tits while they're driving" - @wolF

'Someday we'll all be dead soon' - @TOM

"Notorious OBGYN" - @ChokalatFingahs

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are you telling me Tiananmen square did nothing??? @YakobDodge

"I imagine im in an argument with Dylan, and then after he give a good point i just say 'Good point, but i cast

' and then I pull out a glock and shoot him in the fucking head" - Me (edited)

"why are you talking about stephen hawking where did that come from? - Me "I have VISIONS" - @gooch finger

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“You could probably eat dick cheese, it has no lactose in it” - @gooch finger

Jakob: "You me and Adam should do something together." Tom: "Like an orgy?" Me: "Call it an Orgy with the G's, call it a Georgi- Tom i'm so sorry"

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On my mum getting banned from Instagram: "This is like the Piantadosi families 9/11" Me "To me it is!" Anna (edited)

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“The rat king has a penis” said loudly in public while drunk stumbling - @gooch finger (edited)

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'Just like my pants, your plans are soiled' - @ChokalatFingahs

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'Please don't dehydrate my foreskin' - @ChokalatFingahs

I am eating soup and i hear noises @Kat

I was black until the cannibals slapped it out of me @Chief

Me being bad luck at MJ's hockey games: 'I'm nice to people, I recycle, i'm a good person.' - @ChokalatFingahs 'Dylan you're racist as fuck.' - @economicduck487

and this is a bad thing?

„The chaos goat people, okay they’re just dust people“ - @TOM

'Would you like to lick my bathers and taste the Aegean?' - @My Dad

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'The hardest drug I do is panadol.' - @ChokalatFingahs 'Dylan you literally do meth.' - @gooch finger

'I may not be racist, but I'm still abelist.' - @Chief

"good way of statement" @Gwledig

"I wonder who was worse John sexual assault or John domestic violence" - @YakobDodge "Jakob i need you to send me money" - @ChokalatFingahs (edited)

Getting into a hot car sitting in the sun for 2 hours 'IT IS LIKE AUSCHWITZ IN HERE' - @ChokalatFingahs 'Dylan our windows are down and so is the car next to us and there are people in it' - @economicduck487

'At least take him out to dinner first' - @economicduck487 'Jakobs a whore, he'll put out for a paddle pop' - @ChokalatFingahs 'I hate that you're right' - @YakobDodge

“I am louder when I shit” @YakobDodge

“I don’t have to be aware I just have to be there in person” @Gwledig

"(singing) if you want a fish deal, that isn't a shit deal YOU'VE GOTTA GO TO BARCEL BILLS!" @TOM unprompted in the ranked qs for some reason