Drizzle's Down Under Den

Self explanitory

Drizzle 9/10/2018 1:06 pm

"Being gay is a sin" ~Your Grandfather

"You were a mistake" - My Parents (Saying to me)

"Science is cool!" - some Scientist or whatever I don't know

bill nye

t h e s c i e n c e g u y

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

b i l l n y e , t h e s c i e n c e g u y (edited)

y e s

imma eat your ass like a homeless African child eats food from a world vision truck - Me

"Are you saying youre not gonna eat my ass?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

'Fuck you, you vindaloo shit.' - @Drizzle

i bet youre worth 10 punjabi - @Bohan Jones (edited)

“What have you done?!” - basically everyone who I’ve worked for

"I fucked that 5 year old in the corner" - @arlo

''i wanna wear your thighs as earmuffs and listen to their secrets'' -Sailor Soph

10:00 am

"nice legs... when do they open?" -Sailor Soph

"It isn't pedophillia if you watch child porn but you yourself are a child" - MalakaiTheWise

F B I O P E N U P

Lebanon is the fake Iran - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

i mean its true

Oh yes, quite

“I’m not a basic bitch I’m an advanced whore” - me

we must eat their kids to send a message - me

9:08 pm

My favourite hobbies include tax evasion and child inhalation - @GrimmNemesis

"you've heard of blond bitch ™ , now get ready for self centred tit - @GrimmNemesis

Me: "Just because you don't wanna do it doesn't mean I have to" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Nah mate, dont remember"

"YO if there is longitude do you think there is wideitude?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"I have been bestowed with small dickinson" - me

"17 -12 is at least 5 right?" - @Drizzle

banned

flying cocks would be nice tho - @Hamza ⭐ <('_ '<)

"I'm so sad, I deserve a quote" - @ClicheKai

"anything worth doing is worth doing poorly" - @randomredditorsprofessor

"Who would have thought that fucking your cousin would be so bad?" @Drizzle (edited)

when did i say that?

4:11 pm

i dont doubt i said it, just asking when xd

Squad chat when we were talking about those mountain people

"Arabic and Hebrew are just very fancy squiggles, change my mind" - @Drizzle

"Shut up before i didgeridoo your mum in the ass m8" - me

10:26 pm

"hold on a sec im gonna go didgeridoo myself" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:27 pm

------------------------ "Sir, you are being tried for Crimes against the state! How do you plead?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "M8 I didgerididn't do it" - me ------------------------ (edited)

10:30 pm

"dude an aboriginal should open up a bakery and sell didgeridonuts" - me

"karmt" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Stfu @Drizzle U twat (edited)

Wat

Shut up twat

"SpaghettiOs look so unappetising" - me "yeah, so is my pussy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"I want someone to euthanize me, but only with a pitchfork" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "I'm busy giving myself an unwanted circumcision" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

me reading a news article "Coles and Aldi supermarkets across Australia will increase the price of their milk in support of the nation’s embattled dairy farmers." "support looking at my pussy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Someone help me, no one is going to look at my pussy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Strewth, @CHOOKITY POK ! You're level 8 now!

"I'm about to sniff your pussy with my pussy, send help because i am so ErEcT" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Darling, two pussy's sniffing each other is called scissoring (edited)

No it's not, sniffing is when one pussy queefs into another and the other clamps shut with the queef inside it.

9:37 pm

"They call me the cock goblin because im gobbling all these cocks" - @Drizzle "Hey man you do you" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "I try but i'm not that flexible" - @Drizzle

Drizzle 19/3/2019 9:37 pm

"isnt the bus just bigger walking?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

9:55 pm

"We have right answers and not left answers, because left answers are libtard answers and I am not a libtard" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"I'm just saying that if she wasn't my cousin I'd fuck her" - Friend that you guys don't know

Sure that wasn’t me

how hot

I did not fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my cat.- Shane

tbf, he didnt tho?

I don’t believe so but he sounded very sure of it in the podcast

9:30 pm

Even when they asked him “no way you really did that” he said he did

isnt shane just a really edgy guy tho

I think his content used to rely on shock humour

saying that you ejaculated on your cat is very edgy (edited)

But he is more genuine now

9:31 pm

No doubt his past content is very edgy

9:31 pm

Very

9:31 pm

Now he is just a cute gay guy

9:31 pm

That has conspiracy theories

xd

9:47 pm

nice

10:54 pm

an old classic

Just had a mindgasm I learnt that last year (edited)

"Hey Jakob, how do you spell Ejaculation?" - @Drizzle

Drizzle 31/3/2019 9:07 pm

"mate can you didgerifucking stop?" - me

11:26 pm

---- "LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE, PRIVATE" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "LET ME SEE YOUR PRIVATES, WAR FACE" - me (edited)

11:26 pm

--- I only trim my foreskin - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"The Lord said unto his followers 'Thou shall not eat shell fish' his followers, confused asked, 'Why my lord'? The Lord responded 'For it smells like pussy' and all agreed that it was so"- @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"I can make a programmable bong in MATLAB" - @Drizzle "Put it in my mouth" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Now that’s a pussy" - @egirlhrsaegrswh (edited)

"Coffins are just forever beds" - me

"bRO i really hope thats a fucking wallable" - me (edited)

“I dont have whole male body only parts” - @egirlhrsaegrswh

9:50 pm

last line - lucas, a few days ago 2019 (edited)

“thicc thighs take lives, a thicc cock will tame this thot” - ghandi

such a wise man wasnt he

9:51 pm

Ghandi: hunger strike

9:51 pm

Indians: stops doing whatever they were doing

9:51 pm

Ghandi: Holy shit that worked? LMAO

kashootings lead to the expresso depresso very quickly - me

“I do like me some cock” - @Drizzle

;)

Me - exists @marcy - also exists Also MarcyLee - jumps up from his bed and stares at me directly in the eyes “DRIZZLE I COULD MASTURBATE ROGHT NOW!” (edited)

Me: Godzilla the dino i--- @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man - Godzilla is not a dinosaur you fucking impotent bottom feeder. Godzilla was a lizard that was exposed to large amounts of radiation due to nuclear explosions which were detonated for testing and study purposes. You fucking flickering light associating amoeba.

9:47 pm

"I got the medic, i market gardened him. MOVED [move] IN!!! " - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

i'm disturbed by the lack of quotes from me, given the shit i say

"iddy bitty schnitty" - me (edited)

8:04 pm

schnitty meaning schnitzel (edited)

"dude im gonna open up a resteraunt called "drizzles iddy bitty lil schnitties" where i only sell tiny schnitzels. so tiny they are basically chicken nuggets" - me (edited)

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Credit to @CHOOKITY POK

7:58 pm

right is him, left is @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Dude, do you want Spotify Premium?" - @Bohan Jones "Nah, I already have Netflix" - @Chief

"You think I live in my house??" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

FUCKER WHERE IS THAT THING

8:43 pm

I REMEMBER SEEING THAT STICKER SOMEWHERE

"Why the fuck are there peanuts in my fucking car?" - @mauvecord

"but surely it would be better than eating your mothers feces?" - me

“Drizzle I didn’t know you could hit the high note on Take on Me” - @marcy

6:40 pm

“Jokes on you, Drizzle is too short to reach the high note in the first place” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

6:41 pm

----- “You think I live in my house?” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

“ scissoring is just arm wrestling for lesbians” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Imanuel, I need you to yoink the sword out of my dick" - Lucas

Huh

11:34 pm

How lovely

Indeed

"did you know that the confederate states built the first military used submarine in history ? it even destroyed a union ship, but also killed itself and all of the crew during that operation" - Person in the God damn pornhub comments

11:51 am

How do you know about those sites?

Wait what who put stuff like that on the Internet!!

"you got got" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

@bd bruh how do I know? I beat my meat once maybe even twice a day to that stuff! "How do I know" smh

That's not even all, my hormones and virginity call me to many other websites, of which I'll list some highlights for someone's future research; xvideos xnxx redtube youporn youjizz Smh everyone knows Pornhub, normie

what tf are you on about

He asked "How do you know about these sites

"

ah

“You paranoid pterodactyl, it works because pterodactyl starts with a P” - @marcy (edited)

"Are you a puppet? Because I want to shove my hand inside of you" - @mauvecord

"Iran

- Why not Iwalked? - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

7:17 pm

"Iran, tripped then Ifelldownthestairs" - me (edited)

"soup is cereal squared" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Drizzle 5/6/2019 7:47 pm

Drizzle 5/6/2019 7:48 pm

"You can have a loaded bunch of my cum in your ears" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I keep watching until i barf bc the graphics make me nut” - @egirlhrsaegrswh

Me: makes communism joke @Bohan Jones - "Damn that really hammers my sickle"

Just this entire exchange:

Me: Hey dol, I closed my move ring! @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man : I closed my cock ring too hard around my penis and now i can't take it off Me: I'd quote that but i'm too lazy @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man : NO DO IT

@marcy and I wating outside 3 elevators @marcy - OK Drizzle I reckon it will be this middle elevator. If it is you have to give me a blowjob he guesses correct and the doors begin to open Me: ALRIGHT QUICK GET IN AND LET ME SU- woman walks out of the elevator and him and I walk in in silent gayness (edited)

Smh this sexual tension is getting too high in this movie, just fuck already

smh

@Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man Siblings are just the same person with a different name

"Hunger is arousal for your teeth"

Ass pleasure is gender neutral

More of a shower though then a quote but a correct one none the less (edited)

Me wanting to talk to @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man: Roses are red, so is communism. Dylan [LASTNAME], wanna talk while I have an anurism? (edited)

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@Drizzle "At least it won't be some Romeo and Juliet shit and you won't shoot yourself in the end or something"

"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEARS" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"BRO THIS YAK WANTS TO EAT ME OUT" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I spelt hashtag wrong, give me a minute" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"Epic games is literally the modern day hitler" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"My schlong is actually a schlort" - @Drizzle

'we give gays a month because homosexuality is the bigger tragedy' - me

"We should be unionising" - @Drizzle "Dont you mean onionising?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"Is that what a pirate says when someone steals his girl 'Arggh the enemy retreats with the booty' " - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

'Go commit walk the plank' - @Bohan Jones

"Fat cunt off the Port Bow" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"What is RDTPLAR?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Dog _ Cunt" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"yarrrrr, i don't remember giving birth" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

11:33 pm

"My names Stewart and I have Chlamydia" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Mother I have a query for yee, what be RDTPLAR?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I surprise myself sometimes with the extent of my disability" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

If send the "gourmet shit" God is usually do be but I'm on my phone - me

"The hangover of Hot Sauce is Death" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

6:47 pm

"Aleandro do you shave your pussy?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "I can't shave my pussy, I have a blank spot" - @Drizzle

6:52 pm

"Hey (Drizzle's sister) do you know what Molestation is?" - @Drizzle "Cos if you don't I can show ya" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"I wonder what Stephen Hawking would sound like with a Ugandan setting on his text to speech" - @Drizzle

"Dylan I bet you're Ambidextrous" - @Drizzle "How dare you? I am not a frog" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Howard the alien is my sleep paralysis demon, he just comes in my room and starts dancing at the end of my bed" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"How do you spell the stuff you sleep in" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Yamaka's are just detachable foreskins, change my mind" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

I’m going to now purposely wake up at every hour of the night to update you

"All cheetahs are lions but not all cats are dogs" - @Drizzle

"I didgerididntdoit m8" - Me "didgeridooNUT?" - @Wolfs_Game (edited)

a repost of a quote i said a while ago

6:44 pm

"dude an aboriginal should open up a bakery and sell didgeridonuts" - me

"Oh shit niBBA that's funny because she's lonely and craves physical connections from BOYS. HAAAAAA" - @Drizzle

"Using r from home... pirate voice yes but what be r???" - Me "r be arghhhhh" - @Wolfs_Game

Thank you guys, very cool!

Thank you for your thank you, very cool!

@Drizzle for u bb sees car with licence plate HECAN "Toucan but three can't" - Me "But hecan" - @Wolfs_Game

Strewth, @CHOOKITY POK ! You're level 9 now!

i’m suing you for plagiarism That is legally my joke

Im suing you for copyright infringement

THATS ALSO MINE

5:19 pm

You guys are so mean :(

:')

:"(

5:29 pm

@Wolfs_Game @CHOOKITY POK

5:30 pm

I told you I was being serious

5:30 pm

Lawyer up

@Wolfs_Game @Drizzle Yes but who is the prosecution??? We got Jared and that Mofo knows space law.

I have a team of lawyers

6:14 pm

You wouldn't know them they go to a different school

"I said Sharia Law is pretty epic and he just died in front of me" - @Drizzle

Toucan, but three can't - Me

6:44 pm

CottonOn? More like WoolOff! - Also me

6:44 pm

For context CottonOn is a line of clothing stores over here

"Hypocrisy doesn't mean you're wrong, it just means you are a cunt" - Dude at uni

CottonOn exists here too

That’s good

3:05 pm

So you get the joke

Guys big brain question, if the world is flat why is my life going downhill? - Me

Sees bird in tree In Goofy voice: "Gawrsh looks like its roast chicken for dinner tonight" And (also Goofy) "I'm sorry Mickey I didn't know it was your cousin ha-haw"

hwat

"Shower sex is so overrated. I just want someone to fuck me in a microwave"

Unattributed 20xx

I stan

If the red river flows don’t be scared to take the dirt road home

1:28 pm

is that Carson?

ofc

"MANNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" - @Drizzle (edited)

11:16 pm

"MANNY WHERES MY TORTILLA?!?! JAYYYYYY!!!" - @Drizzle

"If you give me a virus I'm suing you" - @Dingus

"S(he) s(hit) (her)self" - God "[G]uacam[O]le [N]igga p[E]nis" - God (again)

"Hwat" - JesusChristmas

Dude stop stealing my jokes @CHOOKITY POK

"I once farted on Chandler's Plate" - @James

"That is big confused villager noise" - @Dingus

Strewth, @CHOOKITY POK ! You're level 10 now!

Uh@

3:29 pm

Put that in #deleted-channel

yes pls (edited)

3:33 pm

keep that in #deleted-channel

Whoa cool

hwat

its a quote tho

4:08 pm

"Got her shut done" - @Dingus

but

4:09 pm

Jakob

4:10 pm

I don't want a giant copy paste of the word Nigga made up of "white privilege" in my fucking quotes chat

4:10 pm

also if its a quote who tf is it from

me obviously

"I don't want a giant copy paste of the word Nigga made up of "white privilege" in my fucking quotes chat" - me

Drizzle, no need to be racist

Context my boi

noi

"How strong is your dick dude to hold up your computer?!" - @Dingus

"How often do you smack your dick on your desk?" - @Dingus (edited)

"My boobs hurt" but said like, 50 times or something - @Dingus (edited)

I woke up and my pants weren’t wet but my bed smells like cum guys I think my dog came on my bed plz help -me

I -I

7:15 am

I so concerned

SEXY CAT LADY!!!!!!!! YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!! I WOULD ACULLY KILL TO FEEL ONE SINGLE CLAW ON MY FACE !!!!!!! - JJ

when you put eggs in your cat @James

Suicide is never the answer unless someone asks what it means to kill your self @James

Laser nipples for everyone!! - @Asiboe

"small rat" - @Dingus

dude that wasn't that funny but i appreciate it ahahahah

"You ate my food" - Sis "There were 3 Jatz in the box" - Me "I don't care, they were for school" - Sis Bitch you telling me your school lunch tomorrow consisted of 3 Jatz crackers?

"Your jokes are bad," - @Drizzle "And you suck cock." - Me "You got a problem with that?" - @Drizzle "Say hi to my Glock." - Me

"I hate it when my sausage is overcooked" - @Drizzle

"Where the fuck is our race crest no hurty table with hot cup things. I forgot what theyre called" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

'All this landmass, once used to be landmass' - My Dad

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'I'll bury you 400 meters down in a vent with a worm and the see through crabs' -My Dad

If Jesus can walk on water and I can walk on babies that are 72% water I’m 72% Jesus

FUCK MY PUSSY WITH A RAKE MOM - Katia zamolodchikova

11:16 am

Thank you very much that’s all I had to say

"Jesus could walk on water, I can walk on cucumbers. Cucumbers are 90% water, therefore I am 90% Jesus" - Jamie Spafford, The Wise Fat Englishman

11:53 am

and that joke is 18% better

" Choking on dick noises " - Me "Who's that?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "New For Honor Character" - Me

All poopoo times are peepee times but not all peepee times are poopoo times

10:03 am

-mark Twain

You suck

"All Tigers are Cats, but not all Cats are Tigers" - God @Drizzle

Didn’t I say that? (edited)

All rectangles are squares but not all squares are rectangles -me (edited)

Not all Jews are monsters but all monsters are Jews “I’m so sorry about that”

@Drizzle no dumbass, thats winters thing

didnt i say something very similar in a call with you a while ago though (edited)

yeah, when you quoted winter

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1:24 pm

aight then

"I'm Hip and I'm Groovy" - @Drizzle 's Mum (edited)

Why don’t you talk to me? -my math teacher

why tho (edited)

"Out of everyone, who do you think Alex Jones?" - @Drizzle

"Scomo shitting himself in a McMaccas" - Me

“You made me spill my cheese” “no I didn’t“ “you hit the back of my neck” “I lightly tapped you with my finger nail“ “but that’s my nervous system bro” -tucker high as a kit

"[PERSON], you're basically a breath mint, every time you're in my mouth my breath always smells nice " - me

"its a bunch of dancing broadway boys having fun" -my APUSH teacher

"Aleandro you're gay" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Like him or not he's spitting straight facts" - Me "Wouldn't they be wavy facts because you're not straight?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

driz that's gay

no u (edited)

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Humidity is like Hitler but at least Hitler had the courtesy of killing himself - me

Xxxtentacion just beat Taylor swift on Spotify. Even in the afterlife he’s beating women. @James

not even hitler bit into his icecream - me @ @egirlhrsaegrswh

Goddamnit

yeah he wanted to decapitate people and then fuck the stump -me

@jaybee baybe why

because

who

"who looked at this and said just, yknow... dongle" -my english teacher

"I will consume you" - Me

"Do you want to see me Bangkok?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"We had a three course meal, consisting of crack" - me

" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man i love you so much that i would live for you just to die for you" - me (edited)

"i am currently taking a shit so i'll call you back, yeah?"

who and why

unquoted

1:06 pm

and why not

1:06 pm

its curious

1:07 pm

i dont wanna hear someone shitting while im talking to them tbh

im very scared about what you're into now (edited)

no context will be given

Strewth, @jaybee baybe ! You're level 5 now!

JJ GO TO BED

what time is it

11 almost 12 for them when i sent that

"In tennis you are legally suppose to hit the ball" - me (edited)

Goofy is a cult leader and he’s dancing around a pig holding pieces of baloney with other members of his cult @James

bro he was like

12:04 am

see the baloney be the baloney

12:04 am

and the fucking pig was so confused and scared

12:04 am

he left and was like im free

3:34 pm

@Manager of ttv tokisuno

"I WILL PULL YOUR FORESKIN OVER MY HEAD" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

It’s not a hentai hoodie it’s ahega hentai means boobs

12:09 am

-me

8:07 pm

@mauvecord

"Vote one nation, deport the Asians, free fish and chips for the country, why not, don't you want a bit of free fish and chips mate, give us a fair go" - @Drizzle (edited)

8:35 pm

I'm impersonating racist politicians pls don't cancel me (edited)

'A 2 euro yiros in Greece for 2 euros was better for only 2 euros' - My Dad (edited)

Thank you dad, very cool

"It costs $2 to send me a dick pic" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

7:11 pm

"His spirit is willing but the flesh is weak" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Please terrorists I've got like, 50 dollars in monopoly money There's no stopping us honey, we'll behead your nan, then take a plane to japan" - @Drizzle (edited)

'Chokk if this works I'm going to masturbate into the toilet and then go to bed' - @Drizzle (edited)

I’m too gay to be a Karen

8:19 am

-dingus

8:19 am

@Dingus

"Your conquests are negligible" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Stephen Hawking Voice "There is nut in my pee bag" - Me "get it out, get it out, nut nut nut nut" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"Let me grab my phone out the fridge" - @Drizzle

Strewth, @CHOOKITY POK ! You're level 12 now!

"I could snap your neck so easily right now kitty but I'm not going to" - @Drizzle

"We've got you by the foreskin Drizzle" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"It's like whoa he's insulting me with intelligence because he said cunt" - @Dingus

"I hate when horror movies have sex scenes in them. I don't want to be horny, I want to be scared" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"Dude its 400, Im forgot" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"You tryna act like you drink sparkling water in CHICK-FIL-A" - @Drizzle (edited)

“I will fuck you in holes you never knew existed eric” - @Drizzle

"that's why all the bush did 9/11 youtubers are out there" -mr lewis, my history teacher

2:40 am

"no molly in the APUSH classroom" -my classmate

"Tie me to the bed and pound me into the sheets daddy" - me

"no no no its not actually work dont worry" mr. lewis upon hearing us groan when he turned on the projector

"call me babe one more time and i'll turn alex's penis into a penwas" -theo

"Picasso at the Bistro or as they say in France, Picasso at Au Bon Pain. Which is a French expression for Breakfast at LaGuardia" - smart funny man

8:40 pm

@CHOOKITY POK is on the left

8:40 pm

I’m on the right coloured purple

Thank you drizzle, very cool

"Four is just two, but with extra steps" - me

Ur like suuuper smort

preach it dude

"Candy is just long sugar" - Me

Candy is sugar, the sequel

*part 2 - the sequal

"Do you have socks on?" - Me "BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA!" - @marcy

"Deaf composers dont have fingers so they cant play" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

6:27 pm

"Stevie Wonder was black which is why he was blind, I am not Black" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I think of you when I pee" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Nah im booked in the morning. but i'm free after that. one could say, the afternoon" - me

"Imagine Jousting but opening your anus" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Can you fall up an elevator?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

11:46 pm

"my memes are ironic but my back pain is chronic" - me

"I'm here! I'm queer! I've overdosed on beer!"

11:53 pm

unknown

thats a weird way to spell ME

"Gonna go for a drive" - Drizzle "Where to?" - Chocfingers "Off a cliff" - Drizzle

“Should I go to sleep and not wake up?” - Me “I don’t like my wife” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man “Why don’t you like her?” “...I forgot...”

12:34 am

— “I fed Osama Bin Ladin pork on Year 9 camp” - Me (edited)

'My name is Salmon Sam and I am a whore' - Me to myself while I was in the shower

Why @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man ?

“Why would I join you at Muay Thai? Isn’t that a stir fry?” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

2:57 pm

Muay Thai is a type of self Defense thingy

"my cunt drips for you" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Hungry Jacks is the McDonalds of fast food" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Hungry Jacks is owned by the company that owns Burger King

11:10 pm

For all y'all americans

"I am actually fucking penetrating what the fuck omg I am your master you will bow down to me holy fuck you pathetic human being" - @marcy

9:16 pm

"I have the most curious stiffy right now" - @Drizzle "I am having having" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Just imagine working in the underwear section some lady comes up and says 'Can I try these on?' and I'm like 'yeah of course' and she goes and tries them on, comes back a bit later and is like 'nah its not my type of thing' and so I go 'want me to put it away?' and she says yeah so i just go grab the panties and SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ahhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhHhHHhHHhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

I am the living embodiment of comedy because I’m one massive joke - Me

I really don't as Spanish cheese - @CHOOKITY POK

Fuck you I'm reatrded

<3

True friendship right there

"First of all you cum stain, it's spelt Maccas" - me

"Hey Drizzle, as an Italian if you are fingering a girl are you technically speaking inside of them?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"i flunked year 11 chem first semester - i yeeted out of that class faster than you could say "Epstein didn't kill himself" - me

"How do I abort you after you've been born" - @Drizzle

mm yes

7:29 pm

“I hate the cats and the queers!” - Me mocking a homophobe who happened to hate the concept of domesticated animals?

7:29 pm

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"I AM PRESERVING COUNTRY FOOTBALL HISTORY" - me

"Apex Legends? More like Apex Child Predator amirite?" - Me "I'm defs a apex child predator" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Fuck my panties" - @egirlhrsaegrswh

"Riding on a Horse, Can't afford a Porsche" - @Drizzle

"I been smokin billies in the story" - @Drizzle

"fuck you then you d list cartoon character" - @CHOOKITY POK directed at mee6 (edited)

8:59 pm

oh

"I'm gonna be the next newton of brain" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Do Japanese whores give Nagasaki-sucki?" - me

stop quoting yourself drizzle, thats epic lame

Stop quoting everything dylan says

LMAO

"Cows are just horses with milk" - @marcy

"Yego Loda" - @Drizzle

"The Church of Edging" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I'm Literally Smart" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I want to be shot by Hillary Clinton" - me

"I am the General Secretary of the Communist party of China" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"The Hobbits are joining Isis" - @Drizzle

"You're really good at writing" "I'm only good at it when i don't suck at it" - Me 2020

"Phones are just a scam and Tim Apple is a Globalist Leftist who is going to fry our children's brains with 5G" - me

"Isn't North Ireland just the Scottish North Korea?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"Beaver Bukkake" - Me "What the fuck is a beaver?" - @Drizzle

'If you have a penis, your pee has Parkinson's, shit doesn't flow straight" - @marcy "Why is pee coming out of your penis?" - @Drizzle

"Foreskin. I Lick that" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

9:31 pm

"Cats are like boxes, I like to put them in my paper shredder" - @Drizzle

"At"

@Drizzle

6:28 pm

He really do be like that

Hwat

6:29 pm

When did I say that

So seriously @bd for my own curiosity when did i say that?

7:57 pm

Im scared

It's just something literally everyone has said at points in their life

9:26 pm

Mmmmmmmmmmm

"do you fart?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"In Hentai Hell, do you think they wouldn't get raped?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

'I'm going to learn circular breathing just so I can smell your cock' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“You’re saying goodnight, and now you’re fucking my dad!”

"Do nun's have parents?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Dude, how could they exist without them?" - me "Aren't they children of God though?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"My ex-wife stole me booty" - @me "I fingered my arse in front of her until she gave it back" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Your self esteem is smaller than my fucking cock @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man " - me

"retarded statement" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

9:13 am

there's a template for ya guys hope it helps

When did I say that

"Dude don't say the J word" - @Bohan Jones "Gender?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Is that a silicone mold of a werewolf willy?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:03 pm

"Not gonna lie i would eat someone" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“It's always fun in the cum zone :)” - @Manager of ttv tokisuno

It is

2

“all filler no frog, i was promised a frog” @James

@Dingus

8:22 am

Fucking when

8:23 am

When did that happen

@Manager of ttv tokisuno

4

Points at grandma "Mother, Give me whore" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"That's why when you spread your asshole open there's no sound" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I'm in an abusive relationship with Gin" - me "And who?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "and tonic" - me

"i'm too weak (week)" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Just become a day" - me

"I wanna be Murray from Joker, mainly because he gets shot in the fucking head" - me

thanks for the censorship bb x

<3

7:49 pm

spoilers are gay

"I want that crusty old jewish cock down my throat" - @Drizzle

For reference, I'm referring to Bernie Sanders (edited)

9:45 pm

"I Endorse ISIS" - Bernie Sanders

@Drizzle can't blame you fam- Bernie is one fine muscle man

"Can someone suck out the ooze [and put out of my cyst]?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "ME" - me immediately after he finished

"I have an announcement to make: Same-Sex Marriage is banned in Dumbledore" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Bart, I don't wanna alarm you, but there may be a man sU̷͆̽Ç̵̀K̶̪̿Ĭ̵̲N̷̅͜G̵̅͂ ̷̃͠C̶̘͘Ơ̶̕C̴̩͑K̵̲̾ ̸̙͂I̷̱̓N̵͔͝ ̶͊̉T̴̋̿H̷̞̑E̸͕̚ ̴̀̌H̴̼͊O̷̦͆U̸͜͝S̵͆̀Ẻ̵͛" - Me

"Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors and there is brown people" - @CHOOKITY POK

I LOVE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

It’s fucking great ey

Always enjoy a good ol game

"If there are cat people does that mean there are cats?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"My right side is my best side for sin" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Words can not describe how much I want to circumcise you right now" - me

"if you throw your laptop out of your window are you technically using your Windows to destroy the windows" - me (edited)

Stop quoting yourself

10:36 am

That wouldn't fly in an essay

"Hey Drizzy why do you guys hate New Zeland?" - @Deleted User "Nah we don't - its just a friendly rivalry. They're great! They also fuck sheep, they're not a real country" -me (edited)

"Hey to the girl who was smashing a Zinger box in the Uni hub the other day. Wanna smash me like that sometime?" - Uni Love Letters (edited)

"Is the Boyn't Bouyant?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"my dick is gay but these hands are bisexual" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

i'll throw hands at a woman and a man but i'll only fuck a man

Thank you for the clarification

4:37 pm

I’m on the right in blue, @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man is on the left (edited)

I thought he was referring to the gonnorhea thing

"Call me Yoshi because I lick Mario's asshole while he's sleeping" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from Bangladesh" - @me

"My anxiety rejects your reality and substitutes its own" - me

"Hey everyone sethbling here, today I've cured cancer using nothing but armour stands" - me

"All hitlers are facist but not all facists are hitler" - me (edited)

"I think my livestream went un-off-of-line" - Guy "It's offline Guy" - @Drizzle "Oh" - Guy (edited)

"We don't have any romantic endeavours" - @marcy "Yeah neither do I" - @ Me

7:25 pm

"Yeah because all of yours fail" - @Drizzle

"Pardon me my godson" - @Drizzle continuous unstoppable laughter - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS The Hobbits are joining ISIS " - @Drizzle "Wheres that from?" - @marcy "A warning. to the police" - @Drizzle

7:59 pm

"Why is jesus coming back?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"you know, mcdonald mchappy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "you mean ronald mcdonald?" - @Bohan Jones & @ me "yeah that one" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Racists only see one solution. One might say, the final solution" - me

"If there is a change to your medicine man, let us know and don't be a pansey poofta cunt" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Your therapist is getting paid to make you feel better about yourself" - @Drizzle

oooof true tho

"that ass makes me question my sexuality" - @CHOOKITY POK

thanks b

6:41 pm

it does

;)

"Jack me off Jack me off Jack me off Jack me off Jack me off Jack me off" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"What are you talking about public executions are lit" - @Drizzle

It be true

"If your cock is inside your cat is it called a stuffed animal?" - @mauvecord

"BANG BANG BANG BANG. That's the sound I make when I'm shooting my parents. BANG BANG BANG BANG" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

'I have a secret power?' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man 'Yeah, it's called white privilege' - @CHOOKITY POK (edited)

"Beans, Bacon, Whiskey and lard. The 5 basic food groups" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

7:10 pm

"Isn't the Hymen in your ass?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

7:14 pm

"Fuck ethnic people" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"If i were to hold up a bank i would shoot myself in the foot first then tell everyone to get down" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Strewth, @CHOOKITY POK ! You're level 14 now!

"Guys its the alphabet, DLJBCHJW" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

WE RESPECT

“Shalom my saints and sinners, it’s CantEatThatShellFish445” - Me & @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"#dizzledrippedhisfinaldropcanceldrizzleyt" - @Deleted User

"The 7 basic food groups, tits pussy and ass" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"BEHEAD HIS PENIS" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Oh my god i have to poo" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Oh yeah speaking of, cunts i got tinnies of west end" - @Drizzle

"I took my glasses off and my eyes are uneven" - some gril at a party

9:13 pm

"I lost count," -same gril "me too" - same gril @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Started to get into some C O O C H I E" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Mr Boombastic, I'm a fucking spastic, woah" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:01 pm

"Now i feel bad for making fun of his accent" "why because he's disabled?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "no he's south african" "so disabled" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Where are my veins?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Drink for Kappa Smegma" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Yeah and then we'll shoot a bunch of civilians" - @Drizzle

B)

"There's Capsicum up my arse" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

7:21 pm

sorry ASS

7:21 pm

better @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man ?

"Harry Potter and the Foreskin of my Father" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

3

Seriously- this is why this discord server is the best. Everyone here is so awesome, cool, fun, and hilarious! xD

"imagine if we rubbed hard enough on our limbs or fingers that the skin rolls back like foreskin" - me

"I love trauma, he's my favourite president" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

truman

Strewth, @Deleted User ! You're level 2 now!

Harry Truman?

7:33 pm

Dorris Day

7:33 pm

Red China

7:33 pm

Jonny Rey

south pacific

7:35 pm

walter winchell

7:35 pm

joe dimaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, The King and I and The Catcher in the Rye

eisenhower vaccine england's got a new queen marciano liberace santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it

Me - "What is an animal that ends with -ey?" @Chief - "Giraffe!"

4

"The follicles on my balls have more worth than you do" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:06 pm

"Oooh a Dead Orbit Grenade Launcher" - Me "Your Nans dead and I'll launch her into orbit" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"Solid burp, I rape" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Me - "Oh @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man so you're a simp for dell belphine?"

follow up to that

6:29 pm

"Since when were her tits so small?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

wow st says a lot of things

Picture of belle delphine with tongue out "Venom 2" - Me "Tits, Pussy, Ass. So many snacks, So little time" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"I'll Rock paper scissors you for it" "Uh ok rock" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Ok then scissors" "oh shit uhhhhhh... paper!" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“What would you prefer? A medieval school shooting or FUCKING ISIS CHIPMUNKS!?” - @Drizzle “That’s like saying, would you like a Coca Cola, or would you like your penis licked” - @GrimmNemesis “I’ll gladly take both” - @Drizzle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXKRvPHBNBE

1:16 am

me

"uWu tHaT's No GoOd"

@Deleted User

@arlo THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

"Gawrsh, your clit sure is quivering" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

@Deleted User I REGRET NOTHING

"I just got girthed" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I love cock and nuts mmm yes especially nuts oh yes I love it so much man do I want some cock and nuts" - @tokisuno

"Everyday I see a retarded decision made by gluttonous cunts who have somehow failed to win the Darwin award for Natural Selection and remain on this fucked up planet and ruin everyone else's lives because of their own whoreish lust for money" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Steve Buschemi?" "Oh that crusty old bastard can plow me any day of the week" - @Drizzle

"You know what I want to do, just go to a bar and drink and get drunk alone and then kill myself" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:13 pm

"Orisa's got a PHAT cow dick" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I study the Penis" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

same tbh

Cheers bro I'll drink to that

i like cunt but opposite

Strewth, @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man ! You're level 5 now!

"I like cunt but opposite" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man ... Just now

"You know how Dreamworks has that cunt on the fucking moon?" - @Drizzle

"You need to cook the seeds to get the corn, I'm going to use the corn to pop my cherry" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:19 pm

https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1288612417228943362? "Which way is the penis supposed to go?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "In or out?" - Me

"What is the opposite of Yin and Yang?" - @Drizzle (edited)

Yin and Yang smh

"Can I just..." - @Drizzle "no" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:53 pm

"I just fucked a bitch ass chinese bitch" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:57 pm

"McDonald McHappy is like Mr Miyagi but McDonalds" - @Jamzy

9:03 pm

"When it comes to like, bitches and shit right?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Jump! Do it bitch! No Balls no Tits!" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"You don't understand what is difficult to understand?" - @Jamzy

9:40 pm

"As soon as I put my biscuit in my tea it melts" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "I'm quoting that" - Me "YOOOOO IT'S GROWING" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"It's my genetic disposition, it was heretical" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

opens jacket and points at lining "This is actually smegma" - @Drizzle

11:45 pm

was a jacket like this with woollen lining

"I'm a simp for all underage girls" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"You haven't had pussy since pussy had you" - @mauvecord

Lolol

"Wait for dessert disabled man" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

7:31 pm

"The first time they fucked when he was in got he meet her and broke the bed" - @Jamzy

to a group of 5 people "I am one of the two people here" - @Jamzy

"I'm Asexual.... Predator" - @CHOOKITY POK

"Feel like shit just want to make love with the police commissioner of South Australia" - @Drizzle

1

10:11 pm

LOOK AT HIM

10:11 pm

he do be adorable tho

Aww xD

"My Penis in your Pussy Inbound" - @marcy

"Poor JoJo got his Fart Box Tongue Punched"

"HI SISTERS!!! STORYTIME!!! So i was on the way home from the gym and I ATE ASS" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"The problem with smart people is they're like you, they don't breed" - @mauvecord

"Jake Paul is the EA of Youtubers" - @mauvecord

"Skyrim is on that?" - @Jamzy "Bro Skyrim is on a pregnancy test" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"You want us to call your next of kin?" - @CHOOKITY POK "Whats a Nexus Kin?" - @marcy "C R A C K" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Imagine Johnny Depp dancing to this on the poop deck with a Quran in his hand" - me (edited)

"How do you Nae Nae a pussy? Isn't it just fisting it?" - @Drizzle

i realised whipping it would be

"I adopted it to my own way of disposing of Improper Children" - @Jamzy

"Just because you hate Queen..." - @Drizzle "No I hate Queers, get it right" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

I knew he hate himself but to that extent smh

"The pope doesn't understand the concept of Religion" - @Jamzy

"Aleandro what do you know about computers?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Well what do you know about smelling funny? Clearly a lot because you smell funny" - me

„Once everyone gets girlfriend and gets married I’m excited for all the funerals... oh wait“- @mauvecord

ouch

Strewth, @CHOOKITY POK ! You're level 15 now!

instead of saying "he speaks with an african accent sometimes" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man just said: "Some he has moments of african"

"[PERSON] your skill ceiling is the fucking floor" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Aleandro you're a Useless Gimp Tit" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

someone pours water "ahhh, clear goon" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"How tall was Hitler?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man I Google it "Uh, he was 1.75 mete- HITLER WAS TALLER THAN ME!" - me

<:0

5:45 am

How dare he

Lmao

@bd yeah i cant believe it, i was fuhrereous

This guy

8:42 am

"Top 10 Questions science still can't answer. Number 1: What is the Rock cooking?" "Number 2: Can you smell it?"

@CHOOKITY POK and @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

(edited)

"Do you smell?"

"my next video is gonna be about whether or not soup is a savory drink"

"Face periods" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Flying black people, I don't know what to do, it's terrifying" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Haahah

"Do you know what I just had some thinks of?" - @Jamzy

"Can I watch you take a shit miss?" - Some wog

10:11 pm

"It doesn't matter if you're Jewish miss, 'cause these nuts are halal" - the wog

"for a good meal drizzle has the best proportions" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Spaghetti is just Japanese spaghetti" - @marcy

I completly forgot that I said this but:

11:28 pm

"Child, why are you crying so? Today is a joyous day! FOR I AM BARNACLE MOLLUSK!" (edited)

11:28 pm

Me, 04/04/2021

"Why do people always want to feel my penis" - @wolF

"how do I hold a knife and fork again?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I am the apex man" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"and they'll see me squatting, cumming in the maple syrup jug" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"my name is the thorax, I speak" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"bitch your testicles are looking plump" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"i bought regular white milk" - @marcy

"If your uncle was on a horse, would you jack off" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I want a fart, but where it hurts" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "So a shit?" - @me

9:57 pm

"I draw My Nan from my deck and instantly send her to The Graveyard" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

hwat

12:53 am

does ANY of this mean

"pants gone, just penis" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I'm just saying Sakura was better when she was younger" - @marcy

"hold up im just gonna move the urine" - @Drizzle

"do you want to hear the smell of my farts?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I just realised, every time I destroy a building and die" - @Drizzle

to the tune of 24k magic "Put your. Fucking. Fingers. Up my. Ass" - @Drizzle

Put your

11:54 pm

Fucking

11:54 pm

Fingers

11:54 pm

up my

11:54 pm

Ä́ͦͦ ̄ͫͤS̛̄̽ ̴ͪ́S̓͂̉

5

2

Where do all these quotes come from? There are barely any calls here (edited)

private IRL server and my friends just put them in here

Hmmm

"Hey I'm Chris Hanson" - me "So, we meet again!" - @wolF

1

'What is your aversion to jihad?' - @Drizzle

“Imagine eating chocolate then die” - me

Drizzle

“Imagine eating chocolate then die” - me

I can live by this philosophy

"Trees don't produce carbon dioxide out of oxygen" - @wolF "What do they do then?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Meth" - @wolF (edited)

8:23 pm

"Your dick is a clown" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Yeah, when I squeeze it's red nose it honks at me" - Me

"Bathroom Bible" - Anon

"You're into that underage squid pussy aren't you?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Oh excellent, you're ablaze" - @me

"I'm privileged because I have a 4 story drive way" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Should be a ?

"Sex should be limited to only your father" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“6, just the letter 6” - @marcy

"I am the suppository of wisdom" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "No you're not, you're a fucking idiot" - @wolF

"I have semblance of Africa... THE PRIESTS ARE BACK" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"He is horizontal, but opposed" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"You have nice feet but you're a bitch" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

„my dad is hHuge“@Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"what are the mental faculties of turtles?"

"What do you think it smells like? Oreo's and pussy?" - @CHOOKITY POK

"A miscarriage is just an overcooked cream pie" - me

Me: speaks pig latin @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man - Can you learn that language on Duolingo

"Playing with a teacher's tits is one thing but calling her a cow? thats something else" - @Drizzle

"I want that little girl's green dress officer" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I'm searching for minors" - @wolF

"You heard me, I spoke" - @wolF

"What is it with you and getting off to kids?" - me to @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Okay, that one doesn't sound even remotely silly. It just sounds bad

yeah like damn

dont worry i called the police (edited)

"BREED ME DRIZZLE" ~ @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

12:42 am

"Jims from Jims from Mowing" ~ @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

12:48 am

"GLORYHOLE MOTHER FUCKER" - @Jamzy

"I have a penis complex" - @wolF

7:23 pm

"I wish your parents abused you" - @wolF

"Why does my blu tack have an aroma?" - me (edited)

7:38 pm

"Why are you smelling it? - @wolF

7:38 pm

"Because I found it...." - me

"Why are you fucking 16 different people?" - me "BECAUSE IM AT THE CLUB" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"God has found me, and he is not happy. He has making it rain for 40 days and 40 nights" - @Jamzy

"Mum, would you like to climax with me?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:44 pm

In old greek man voice "Why you marry drag queen?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Your grandmother give service penis very best" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Mr Giannopoulos' wife: gives head (edited)

10:52 pm

Mr Giannopoulos: (edited)

10:52 pm

"Why does everyone think I'm horny? I deny this claim, I've never been horny in my life" - @Drizzle

CHOOKITY POK

"Why does everyone think I'm horny? I deny this claim, I've never been horny in my life" - @Drizzle

That's bull

Hush

10:47 pm

I am not horny

10:48 pm

I’ve never had a single sexual thought in my life

Sure, and I'm the queen of Mars

hello your magesty

10:55 pm

Bow down hoes

“If you were a woman, your minge would be ginge” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"My fingers are dyslexic, excuse tgem" - @CHOOKITY POK

Don't mAe fun of mt disabilyy

*playing Minecraft with a friend "All of these villagers came from just two parent villagers, Adam and Steve if you will"

"hehe... cum" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I like dead people: - @Jamzy

9:41 pm

probably a misquote

9:41 pm

but oh well

"The weight of the world's stupid can't be outweighed by the weight of the smart" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:05 pm

"Holy shit that was so smart, quote that. Put me in the same book as that Martin guy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"who the fuck is lorem ipsum" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

„I think dylan can be smooth (ellipses) brained“ @Drizzle (edited)

"people should say excuse my french when they burp rather than when they swear because the french smell" - Me "stinky stinky" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I don't think you understand the sheer amount of penis that has entered your mother" - @wolF

11:18 pm

"My mum smells better than yours" - also @wolF

"I don't like this religion like oh lets hold each others cocks. Religion is about biting other peoples cocks off, thats it" - @Jamzy

"imagine buying a whole vat of acid in THIS economy" - @Drizzle

Strewth, @wolF ! You're level 1 now!

"everything can get dizzy, if they've got ears they're dizzy" - @Jamzy

"micheal do you have demetia?" @marcy (edited)

10:10 pm

"i dont know i havent checked my email" - @HORACE000 (edited)

“I wonder what it’s like to stab a child and see the life leave it’s eyes” - @wolF (edited)

10:46 pm

“I cum in silence, like lasagna” - @wolF

“Dua lipa is one of many women” @wolF

"the average toddler will get shot" @Jamzy

wolF

"the average toddler will get shot" @Jamzy

it's their own fault for not giving me their candy

"dude fuck people who make books" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Didnt the lecture mention that?" - me "Didnt your mum mention how big my dick was?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I shat on a alifyhbLEIYFUGL" - @wolF "Was any of that English?" - me "Just like Bob Marley!" - @wolF

incorrect quoting

i heard it that way therefore its true

"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." - Nim Chimpsky the chimp

"Catholicism came after Greek Orthodox" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Well i came after your mum sucked me off" - me (edited)

"No one is going to stop me, I am the James" - @Jamzy

"give me that swine bussy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:24 pm

"i havent peed once in my 13 years of living" - @wolF

"ok i have unlocked the midget temporarily" - me (edited)

“Your not from america, or from the south. So don’t put your dick in that mouse!” - me “Don’t tell me to not put my dick a mouse” - @wolF

I wanted to share some deep quotes but after seeing some on here I feel like I should save them for a bit

"Those dirty Turks will never have my Greek bussy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

„I have played the kickable“ - @wolF

1

"There are times a man must shit, and shits when a man must time" - @wolF (edited)

1

“What do you think about that? huh? HUH? thought” - @wolF

"I am like a magician but not" @Jamzy

"i was shitting inside my mother at 5 years old" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Drizzle can you bottle your mum's farts for me?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“There is also sudden adult death syndrome” -me “Called being shot” - @Drizzle

"ok now I have to separate your neck from your body.." - @Drizzle

"stop licking your penis" -me "I can't" - @Jamzy

„Every orifice of my room is closed“ - @wolF

"a shooting isn't intimate. the sword adds that personal touch to the beheading" - me

“I reckon I need to start fucking protein powder” - @Jeffery

"The fridge is coming in 20 minutes" - my sibling

1

"if I was in a room with Hitler, Mussolini and my grandfather id shoot my grandfather twice" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

8:45 pm

"you didnt clarify that you had two bullets, so you just said youd shoot your grandad twice... can someone quote that im eating pizza" - @wolF (edited)

"I'm going to report you to Kuzco" - me "Is that a Madagascar reference" - @Bohan Jones

“Would you love Jesus like you’d love a boyfriend?” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man “Eh I mean Jesus was a twink tbh” -me “You’re going to hell for that one” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man “Not like I wasn’t already” - me (edited)

"the more in a day the doctors are at bay" - @Jamzy

“Twinkabell” - @Jamzy

“I keep getting quoted” - @Jamzy

“This is news to Kevin” - @wolF

Strewth, @Jamzy ! You're level 4 now!

“I’VE BEEN QUOTED AGAIN!” - @Jamzy

11:07 am

Sun Tzu said that

11:07 am

and i say he knows a little more about liking genitals (edited)

11:07 am

than you do pal, because he invented it

11:08 am

and then he perfected it so no living man, woman, nb or frog could best him in the ring of honour

11:08 am

“If it can move it can be penised” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man in a heavy Russian accent

10:43 pm

“Submissive and penisable” - @wolF

'Our Soldier got clapped with a capital clap' - @mauvecord 'Is clap a letter?' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

‚Unavailable, Nan's 80th, hoping it's her last‘ - @HORACE000

"Racial slur" - me

Was that it?

12:25 pm

Cause Kevin’s noongah? Should be then

"travis scott the music rapper" - @HORACE000

Strewth, @wolF ! You're level 2 now!

"i thought... i don't know why" - @Drizzle

1

"i have to cum clean" - @Drizzle

“I will disobey haram for you” - @marcy

"i wonder who the first deaf person is gonna be" - @Jamzy

"if you were a superhero youd be reacharound" - @mauvecord

"last hours' dinner" - @Drizzle

“I am retarded” @Jamzy

"Once im a cop and i arrest all the people i need to... [REDACTED FOR THE SAKE OF HIS CAREER]" - @HORACE000 (edited)

"today was a terrible day to understand english" - me

"Disturbed is also the name of a band" - Me "OOH AH AH AH AH" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“My birthday has come and gone and so have i” - @wolF (edited)

"did you kiss the beef?" - @CHOOKITY POK

"lets gooo, ive just stolen some spaghetti from this bitch" - @wolF

"you didn't answer me dylan so now I'm giving you syphilis" - @Drizzle

"is super mario canonical?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Drizzle I'm going to give you a Freudian Sloppy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"If you didn't speak you wouldn't be de-toed" - @wolF

"I'm sleeping with no one... I sleep" - @Jeffery

"I am rapable" - @Jamzy

10:32 pm

"Rape made me remember" - @Jamzy

"Jakob im turned on, what do I do?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"you just grab it by the neck and slam it on the ground" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Dylan I think you'd be good at fingering a mandolin" - @Chief

10:45 pm

"I'm great at fingering a man...dolin" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I need someone to bite my pubes off" - @wolF

"can someone come to me with your pub?" - @Jamzy

Strewth, @wolF ! You're level 3 now!

"Why is the child British" - me

"I went into drizzle's anus" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:16 pm

mind you this was completely unprovoked

"Why are you making my pussy hot?" - @Jeffery

Is Alice in wonderland? Is that a real thing? - @mauvecord

"the hamsters are in the sandwich press" - @Drizzle

‘I was just tryna get my finger’ @mauvecord

"oi, come in this house! Looks pretty nice innit?" - @wolF

"I dont wanna have a thumbtack of a penis" - @Jeffery

"Kill it. No don't, dont listen to me. But do it" - @Jamzy

"oh my god they have waifus" - @Jeffery

"give me NFT's of naked people" - @Jeffery

“Bussy is a state of mind” - me

"Dude that's Hiroshima Nagasaki, the president and CEO of Nintendo!" - Anonymous (edited)

“The babies live in the penis” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

" @Drizzle is hung like a fly"

"Hey you guys know Connor? That's me but Dylan." - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"What is it called when they die at birth? no not a miscarriage... a spawn kill, thats it!" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"im calling by bedroom the breeding ground" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"is the snail anti-gravity? can it climb up?" @Drizzle

“The chicken cums in the toolbox” - @wolF

"i just put his pants on and there's no back" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"the eyes are the groin of the head" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"if i had daughters i wouldnt know what to do about their vaginas" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Taking a shit is easy, but when you’re constipated it’s hard” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

“Do anything you can to avoid the cum, drizzle” - @wolF (edited)

"Confucius say: Man who sleep with itchy finger wake up with smelly finger" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I fucked a child, not a statue" - @wolF

"i just ripped out the longest eyebrow ever" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

12:19 am

"i just ripped out 3 more eyebrows" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Don’t let the foot fucker find you” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

12:22 am

“I like dwarf minors” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Drizzle why dont you go fuck yourself" - @wolF "Why would I need to fuck myself when I have your mother?" - me

"Dont do it, he will stab your family and drink their piss" - @wolF about @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"where'd bussy boy go" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Shane, dubbed or subbed?" - me "As in the sandwhich?" - @Chief

Do hippopotamuses fuck? Ahshhgjvhgdhfsgrd - @wolF

"Jakob is very cute" - @wolF

“your uterus is showing, tickle tickle!” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man in a cutsie voice (edited)

9:36 pm

“i know what anthropomorphic means im a furry” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Hospitals are for gypsies and queers” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:11 pm

“Regular babies are retarded” @wolF or @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I'm gonna hammer spank your balls" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I would make a great woman” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:35 pm

“I’m imagining me naked” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:35 pm

“Narcicius looking rather breedable today” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Please give me your cummies

“ - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

11:02 pm

“My electro rectal ejaculator is on full blast right now” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

11:05 pm

“CMI Toyota: Cum, masterbate, intersex” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

11:12 pm

“Anyone wanna cum? No? Ok more femboys for me” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"what if simon says the n-word?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"we breed like femboys in heat" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

11:30 pm

"Homeboys gotta eat, femboys gotta breed" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Yeah, I know, like, the sex thing" - @mauvecord

"you're putting way too much honey on this brisket" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"He was intentionally trying to get you off" @wolF

“I’ve jerked off twice” @wolF

"Pack it up, pack it in, put Drizzle in the fucking bin (he'd fit)" @wolF

"the solution is to hurt children" @Drizzle

"Bangkok" - me "Yeah you would wouldn't you drizzle" - @wolF

"if i wanted my cum back i'd kiss my grandfather" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"My little bussy, my little bussy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I want J.K. Simmons to crush me with his thighs" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I'm going to commit June 4th 1989 on your family" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

9:36 pm

"I don't think another holocaust will be enough" - @wolF

“I have many boils on my face who wants to pop them?” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I’m gonna put glue in your ears Drizzle” @wolF

Drizzle

"Drizzle can you bottle your mum's farts for me?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

He said this again

11:13 pm

“I just had chocolate rain from the Anus” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I liked my life better when this movie was Uncharted from my mind” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

It was a good movie

"L + Ratio + you have asstits" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man @wolF

“You make me horny baby” @wolF

"How do you not know the pussy of every warframe in the game?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"And when there's just chicken in my face it's just, mhmmm...." @Drizzle

“No I will not speak, for you are a skallywag, and a faggot” me

"If I were a Greek, which I am." -My Dad

“You’re so down bad you’re the floor” me

“There once was this spider that came on my bed” @wolF

"I am a train, I go chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo" @Jamzy

9:01 pm

Black tar heroin

(edited)

“i am not bussy” - @Chief

1

“I can’t wait for the day you get some kind of bone cancer” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man to me

"I want a full life scale model of the Female Titan bussy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"What game has the acronym RD3? I saw a video of it and I don't know what it is' - @Drizzle "Maybe you should watch the video then!" - @Chief "I'M DRIVING SHANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - @Drizzle

"there's a man in my kitchen and he's cooking eggs that I didn't even know I had" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Kevin thirsts for Jewish blood” @me

“You know the westpac building isn’t the tallest in Adelaide?” @Jamzy “Yeah not after I’m done with it” @me

“I didn’t know that was a shared interest we had mother” @wolF

“Don’t you love it when it’s so thick it gives you a stroke” @ me

10:03 pm

“He has the pool but he doesn’t have the salt” @Jamzy (edited)

"Are you telling me in the moon, they can't hear the whales?" - Chris Despotakis, Sex God

4:13 pm

"How not? I'll tell you how not." - Once again, Sex Machine

“You know how terrorists will take hostages…” @me “Who the fuck is Terrace?” @marcy

"That one was not a genuine when" - @wolF

“sheeop” @CHOOKITY POK

"lets go with yellow history mate" - @wolF

"goth with man" - @Drizzle

"I pulled over and put on my airpods" - @Drizzle

"She can use me as a toilet for the rest of my life" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "I won't judge you for it. I'd do the exact same" - @wolF

"Drizzle, when a person says no, what do you do?" - Me "Keep going because you're doing the right thing" - @Drizzle

"Wait you're filling up people with cum?" - me "Yes" - @wolF

8:30 pm

"I'm talking about your cumsock Adam" - @Drizzle (edited)

"I wouldn't transform into a girl just to see what it felt like" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

CHOOKITY POK

"I'm talking about your cumsock Adam" - @Drizzle (edited)

oi i said that

yes im dumb

"Wow thats a lot of penis" - @Drizzle "I hate myself" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "Im going to jump off the sydney harbour bridge" - @Drizzle

'Open wide... Cum inside!' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man 'It's Preschool.' - @CHOOKITY POK

"Long dick... short balls? Find out next on preschool" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

@Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man shits his pants Me - "May christ help you"

"ew black people music" - @Drizzle

"those are beautiful eyes, who owns them?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

12:29 am

(COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED) "I am a pure blood" - @Drizzle

'I've been around on this planet long enough, I know a thing or two. I was raped 24 times... and I went back for more' - @ My Dad

What an awful thing to say

"GYAT" - @HORACE000

"That man just came on my face" - @wolF

9:06 pm

In response "Oh yeah I had a dream last night" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

9:07 pm

"Shut up I can't think straight" - me "yeah because you're bisexual" - @wolF

“You can’t do that to me, I am the president” - @wolF

"Kevin. In addition to cumming on your face I will queef on it, shut the fuck up" - @Drizzle "You need a vagina to do that, do you have one?" - @wolF "I can find one" - @Drizzle

"What i said first, that's what" - @wolF

“I could take more but I’m not going no” @wolF

“Imagine your penis but three times” @Jeffery

"Muslim isn't a race" - @wolF "It's a disease" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"You've only just come to that conclusion? Ha, cum" - me

8:58 pm

"I've cum multiple times" - @wolF

1

"I'll gladly watch femboys" - @Drizzle

CHOOKITY POK

"I'll gladly watch femboys" - @Drizzle

That’s not a quote that’s a catch phrase @CHOOKITY POK

“Do you want to see my sticky tape collection?” Me “Ok now I know why drizzle doesn’t get men” @wolF

"I have theorised something... Drizzle is a fairy" - @Drizzle

"I am singlehandedly eating the ass of the sea bitches" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"also, there's a few daddy's I'd do" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"raven is sucking off the platypus" @wolF

"I reckon im gonna hold onto deeze nuts for longer" @Jeffery

"Drizzle your ankles are sexy" @wolF

8:35 pm

I send a photo of my legs "See, sexy ankles" @wolF

"The only reason Jesus would have sex with you Drizzle is because of your sexy ankles" @wolF

“Kevin is subjectively worse than aids the numbers don’t lie” @mauvecord

"I wonder if Aslan is homophobic" - @Drizzle

"Ofc he's homophobic, he's ginger" - Me "Are you saying you're ginger?" - @wolF

"I just realised my dice are gay" - @CHOOKITY POK

"Yeah I squeeze his cheeks, both types" - @wolF

"Call Diogenes, tell him I'm calling, he'll know who it is" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Sometimes I go to bridges and release a nut” - @Jamzy (edited)

“I’m not just going to hand my penis to someone” @wolF

10:24 pm

“If you’re molesting a child, Don’t take my penis. In fact, give it back… if you’re going to do that use someone else’s penis ” @wolF

10:29 pm

“Why do you think it’s illegal in some countries for women to show their ankles?” @wolF “Because I cum on them” @Jamzy (edited)

"the universe has decided, no more missionary with Ms Piteo" - @Drizzle (edited)

11:35 pm

"i fuck Ms Piteo on a blanket" - @Jamzy

"I'm not going to piss" - @Drizzle

“I just want to know if the jokes are legal. I don’t want to fuck your sister keep her away from me” @wolF

Drizzle - "Nah Kevin is only into those with ankles" Kevin - "Your sister has ankles drizzle" @wolF (edited)

“Your sister as ankles drizzle” - @wolF

For some reason people were pissing in the coke room @wolF

1

“I understand why children die” - @Drizzle

"ok now that i am committed to being licked, can i know?" @wolF

12:02 am

"its lucky they dont sell rape boxes" @Jamzy

12:05 am

"he cant be making schnickles" @wolF (edited)

CHOOKITY POK

"I wonder if Aslan is homophobic" - @Drizzle

6:07 pm

maybe aslan is a sims character

"she has been googled" - @Drizzle

Patrick appears to be deaf - me

"They should do a porn when he unsheathes it, he like, goes I'm going to unsheath my longsword and he pulls his dick out" - @Jeffery

"bro thats the biggest penis ive ever seen" @Jeffery

10:03 pm

"why is there an asian man with a cowboy hat" @Jeffery

"OH MY GOD, thats the biggest penis I've ever seen on a woman, shes dead. she literally looks dead, why is there an asian man in a cowboy hat?!?! Why is there a dog penis?" - @Jeffery

"im just going to read out the words" @CHOOKITY POK

"Is Dr Manhattan the guy with the face?" - @Jamzy

"I'm going to go mickey voice "ho ha" all over your face" - @Jeffery

"What's gay and what's not?" - @Jamzy

12:09 am

"I like my women like I like my men, with a big honkadonk ding dong" - @wolF

"the only sexy one is the waiter" - @wolF

"What do I like more. Islam, police brutality, sex, the Bible or incest?" - @Drizzle (edited)

'PornHub should do livestreams... Oh wait that's livecams.' - @Drizzle

"i was incredulous over the shot i just made" - @wolF "mother fucker just said incredulous" - me

"im never going to search up un shieved penis" @Jeffery "YOU ALREADY DID" - everyone in the server "yeah but i wont do it again" - @Jeffery (edited)

"Incest? idk I heard incest and I zoned out" - @Jeffery "I heard incest and I zoned in" - @marcy

10:35 pm

"I hate gingers, oh wait I'm dyslexic" - @Jeffery

"Give me some of that Oogwussy" - @wolF

"I think the poor men have toes" @Jamzy "not after I'm done with them" me

“You can’t have mould dust, you can’t have anything” - my father

"from the people that brought you naked and afraid here is, small and an ogday" - @wolF

"cum is an element" - @wolF

“ I going home to masturbate (starts making monke noises)” - @wolF

"He's not a femboy, he's a gangsta bottom" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I’m nearly done my assignment I just need to find cum” @CHOOKITY POK

8:13 pm

The war hammer titan looks like a cum bender @CHOOKITY POK

"I'm not murdering black people, the police are!" - @Drizzle

"It takes a lot of nut to kill most people" - @wolF

"I've googled it and now I see the simp" - @Drizzle

"youre not a pirate you're a bitch" @wolF

“Pac-Man piss basin” @Jamzy

"i just realised I'm probably surrounded by a lot of gay people" - @Drizzle

“Drizzle, Sometimes I don’t feel like you deserve rights, and I’m right because you’re gay” @wolF

"Are you kidding me? Santa Claus cannot live in the same universe as Cthulhu, who by the way, played bass guitar in a band with The Hoo" - Me

“Gay children do not spawn from my sperm, i dont breed gay people” @wolF (edited)

"I'm gonna google gay meth smokers" - @Drizzle

“Hentai is based, furries are not” @wolF

“No don’t cum inside Jessie” @Jeffery

9:31 pm

“I just ram over a child with a camel. I was on the camel, the child was not” @wolF

"I'm purring because I'm a good little cat boy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:22 pm

"I'm calling the Imam, this ain't it chief" - @Drizzle

"man this fenrir wont get his doggy tongue out of my hot ass" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"why is there a shoulder machine where my legs are supposed to be" - @CHOOKITY POK

"I would absolutely threaten somebody with a bomb" - @Drizzle

“You are being charged with accessory to horniness” me (edited)

"i dont remember many things" - @CHOOKITY POK

'We follow the teachings of the great Imam Howsaboutislapya' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I cough up your mums period blood” - @wolF

“Brittney spears has failed me” - @Drizzle

Three times now

“Little dark edge” - @Drizzle

"selena gomez has failed me in her final minutes" - @Drizzle

“Okay, but what did Macklemore do?” - @wolF “Cause the gases” - @Drizzle

"You know the way to my heart sweety, a handjob and a stroganoff." - @Drizzle to me

your phalanges are no more, capeesh? - me (edited)

I am the one who has dementia, i think... i dont rember - me

"Ok i am going to be a fair person. I am going to put Kevin down..." @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

1

“I hope dementia ruins you” @Jamzy

"i dont recall ever dying in my sleep" - me

"I havent heard any voices" @wolF

"I dropped a safe on a women's head and SHE PUNCHED ME!" - @wolF (offended)

1

"Which celebrity death hit you hard" - @Chief "MY WIFE" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "GREAT SUCCESS" @Drizzle

10:58 pm

------------ "Hold I need to go piss out of my shit hole" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"You're a good bloke" me "Fuck off, you poof" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“There one was a woman who lived on a farm, she shat in the woods” @Drizzle

"Im killing myself" @wolF "oh thats so good" me

When I’m thinking of Huang Kok - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

12:49 am

Sum Qhunt (edited)

“I’d rather have a cock in my mouth than my ass” @wolF

"the professor is hot, but i dont want him in my mouth. id let the woman in my mouth" @wolF

"im gonna get racist real quick" - @Jeffery

“Oh no, the Weiner is too big for the pot” @Jamzy “I know my holes” @Jamzy

“You know you can still stab it once it’s dead” @HORACE000

„Western Australia“ - @Drizzle

“I have a very tight ass I won’t lie” @wolF

“Micheal fixes the problem“- @HORACE000

"i dont spend time with people just to have sex with them" - Me "that's strange" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

9:45 pm

"there are worms in my walls" - Me "they speak to me" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I cant wait until drizzle becomes disabled" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I live to give head" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

wolF

"I cant wait until drizzle becomes disabled" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Excuse me?

I think it’s fine, some reparations with Dylan giving you head after that

They don’t even need to be orphans for me to Maul a child @Jamzy

Yell at minorities @CHOOKITY POK

"I could not date somebody that was a minority" - @wolF

"I dont like knowing that there's a dick on my as 24/7" - @CHOOKITY POK

"i do like hard" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Have you done your ket rush?” - @HORACE000

5:33 pm

“Let’s do ket rush” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"Everything is a crayon if you eat it" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

(enthusiastically) i want gay sex" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

"no shot the queen dies today" - @Drizzle

an hour later

10:51 pm

"no shot she isnt dead" - @Drizzle

"hey dylan, do you mind if someone watches?" - @CHOOKITY POK

"They're Americans of course they use guns, they're lazy. I'm an entrepreneur, I use mustard gas in schools" - @Drizzle

12:09 am

"It is really like Detentionaire but instead of slime its mustard gas" - @Drizzle

“Kevin is cuming” @wolF “Oh I’m excited” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"do I go down the gay route?" - @Jeffery

completely out of the blue "wait kevin i know your real identity" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"what are you smelling?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"god i cant wait to come over and destroy that penis" @wolF

'I want you to fart, you faggot!' - @HORACE000

"I ain't jackin' to robot feet" - @Drizzle

Whose nuts are you feeling @wolF (edited)

whose*

Thanks

"mama doesnt like it when I milk myself" @wolF

“The man is still receiving carrots” - @wolF (edited)

"why am i spreading" - @HORACE000

All he has to do is work to not get molested @wolF

“Damn drizzle must be tight” @Jeffery

Someone is going to face me in a shitting contest @Jamzy

"what is it with people with chinese names" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"ohhh faggots are also pricks" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

'If I can't go to sleep with my nose in my girlfriends anus, then I am not in a happy relationship.'- @wolF

1

“It’s delayed, im havin’ a J” - @mauvecord

"bomb the president" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"your honour, are you familiar with the laws of equivalent exchange?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I know many slurs would you like me to list them?" me

"what does 5 inches look like?" @Jeffery "just look down" @CHOOKITY POK "BRO I CANT IM NOT ERECT" @Jeffery

"i am a bottom and this is fine" @Jeffery

11:55 pm

_ "hearing someone tell me to 'be a good little bottom and take it' is not what i needed to hear right now" @Drizzle (edited)

11:59 pm

_ "penises are just fun to use. you can play guitar with them" @Jeffery "THAT MEANS YOU CAN PLAY THE FREEBIRD SOLO" @wolF

__ "I love this phot-" @Jeffery "I love men" @wolF

"Yes i do stuff penis into my asshole, how did you know" @Jamzy

"I don't like waking up because I know I'll be in pain" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Try and get in my hole Drizzle" @wolF

"that's it im killing my political enemies" - @Drizzle

"they are so comfortable that i wish i could shit in them" @wolF

"oh god there are mutiple of me" - @Drizzle

"do you know a guy called william knight?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "is he a knight?" - me "no he's black" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I jerk off to forget but i always remember" - @Drizzle

"god i wish i had a prostate" @Celadon

"bro if they werent so fucking bigoted im sure femboys would fuck them" - me

"it will be some real bear on twink action on me and kevin, isnt that right kevypoo?" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"im going to put a black cock in your mouth" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "nom nom nom" @wolF ass clapping noises - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:05 pm

--- "THE TRUTH IS WRONG" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Ofc I eat children their macros are on point” me

“Didn’t Snow White get analed by all the dwarfs?” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I am not going to send a video of me touching myself to you” @wolF (edited)

"My toxic trait is that I love sucking dick" @wolF

the biggest issue is that the nazis were pretty cool haha - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"i'm stuck at home ragingly horny, alone with just my dog" @CHOOKITY POK

“The only thing scarier than a twink is a twink with a side arm” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I cum in the shadows" - @wolF "YOU CUM IN YOUR DOG?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"homosexuals celebrate 9/11 like it's their fucking birthday" - @Chief

"I got sucked by an old man then a dog finished me off" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I love it when my prostate gets punctured by drill bits" - @Drizzle

"You have a nice vagina Kevin" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

11:23 pm

"I was a naked homeless man, then she [gabby] fucked me in my ass while I was asleep" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I’m so hard I make medicine sick” - @Drizzle

"I just see holes with legs" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I don’t want to date them I just want to sniff their fishnets” @wolF

“That would cross many lines that I would not like to cross” @Drizzle

“Ayo is that a vagina reference?” @wolF

"It's called an elbow because it lets you bend your arm into an L" - me "You deserve the death penalty" - @CHOOKITY POK (edited)

7:29 pm

--- "the only time i will touch a child is when my foot touches it at the speed of light" @wolF (edited)

7:29 pm

"kevin touches children" @CHOOKITY POK

7:30 pm

"thats a W in my books" @Celadon

7:30 pm

"why would I go to Coles when I have pussy" - me

"ARE YOU FUCKING MY DOG?!" @wolF

"I've found a fascism" - @Drizzle

“Guys I don’t wanna go to the sushi restaurant there are Japanese people” @Chief

"is mies spelled mucik? oh no thats music" - @Jeffery

"I think my dick could handle a hydraulic press" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Sorry I cant hear you, I'm balls deep in my grandmother right now" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

unprompted "I want Kevin's cummies" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Oh I’m a genius, snort” @Jamzy

“Thick water is like cum” @wolF

9:42 pm

“The cats are eating the thick water” @wolF

"you're older than me" - me "yeah that means i can rape you with no consequences" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“A bug, I punch spiders” @CHOOKITY POK

“Oh you’re paralysed get fucked dude” @Drizzle

“I like it when someone gives me a little cheeky finger up the ass” @CHOOKITY POK

“Shut up you fucking negro” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“You can’t just give me your cum and expect me to take it” @wolF

1:39 pm

“I am a tight little boy” @wolF

1:40 pm

“Is there an ass queef, oh wait that’s a fart I guess” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"We should gang rape Liam" @Chief

“I didn’t pay for it though because Michael is my sugar daddy” @wolF

Drizzle

“I didn’t pay for it though because Michael is my sugar daddy” @wolF

WAS*

“I don’t cum in my dog” @CHOOKITY POK “You should it’s fucking good” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I drink the cummies like water" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Least gay Dylan moment

“If I’m going to the gym I’m beating my meat” @Jeffery

"worst comes to worst you can just kill a black person" @Drizzle

"Im gonna cum in you Kevin and its not going to be consensual and you're going to like it" @Drizzle

“I don’t care what my cum tastes like” @wolF

What does your ballsweat taste like drizzle @CHOOKITY POK

"get your hands on my penis" @me "sure" @wolF

"tits are cool, but have you ever jacked off the boys?" @Drizzle

"i feel like if you touch him too much he becomes an issue" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I want a boyfriend with a pussy and tits” @wolF

“Everybody not under the love of Allah deserves pain and suffering” me

“I can use all of our connections to spread Islam” me

“The three states of matter: Mexican, pregnant and Scottish” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

I have never seen her Yonkers before @wolF

“I’m going to pump my cum into you” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man “What did you just say?” @wolF “I said I’m going to pump my cum into you” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"i just want women" - @wolF

1

Kevin confirmed poly?

"i hate Bulgarians" - @wolF

"I'm so afraid of tits, please don't show them to me" - @wolF

"move im gay" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“As the owner of a pussy I dislike those words” @Celadon

"Dylan, if Miranda sees your dick before I do I'll be mad" @wolF

"im gonna shit in your mums mouth" @wolF

12:06 am

"that'll make it all the better when im kissing her" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I would love to remove the French” @wolF

"unleashes his nuts" - @Drizzle

“I just scroll through Twitter and, when I see tits I’m like ‘yo nice tits dude’ and then keep scrolling” @wolF

“Kevins mum is like Medusa except when I look at her I get permanently erect” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

12:52 am

—- “That’s it I’m going to bully you” @wolF to his dog punching noises “Wub wub wub” @wolF (edited)

"i don't have the intention of fucking a dude, at least not while I'm sober" - @Jeffery

“Oh my god my mum is hot. Oh my god she is actually so fine” @wolF

"Why do the yellow ones keep killing themselves in front of me? I just want to love them" - @wolF

CHOOKITY POK

"Why do the yellow ones keep killing themselves in front of me? I just want to love them" - @wolF

Oh my god

"are you female? gasp you're female, stop running away" - @CHOOKITY POK

“For some reason, little kids are attractive” @Chief

Every anime fan

"back in the old days, more than yesterday ago" - @Jamzy

“Smell the child” @CHOOKITY POK

2:09 pm

“That’s different to touching your brothers Nipple” Bella

2:10 pm

“I squeezed his nipple and I think he just came” @CHOOKITY POK

“We should drone strike the indigenous” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"the black men peed" - @Drizzle

“I can feel the nerves on the top of my skull” @wolF (edited)

"the motherfucker tickled my nuts and grabbed them" - @Jamzy

“It’s better to be silent and deadly than loud and odourless” @wolF

“My nipples are here, so my chussy must be here” @wolF (edited)

3:39 pm

Chest pussy

“Gluten free flour feels like styrofoam. It is a horrible existence I live in” @wolF

1

“So it’s Tucan Sam, the froot loop guy right?” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Hey little boy sitting on my toes” - @Celadon (edited)

“I got that real for real bussy hair” @mauvecord

“Gabby has dusty old tits” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man “Fuck you my tits are youthful” @Celadon

"I would let her groom me" - @wolF

"I do not like children's tits" - @wolF

"can i fuck your covussy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

1:42 am

"im afraid of being dommed for 9 hours" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

1:49 am

"there's so many amazing racist jokes that can be made right now" - @CHOOKITY POK

"I don't even shit anymore, my ass just barfs" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I find them sexy, and they are underage” @Chief

"if you think about it, the mafia are just land pirates" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"nobody is harder than me" @wolF

5:17 pm

------- "I dont want to cut off my penis it would hurt" @CHOOKITY POK "But i thought you'd like that tho" @Drizzle (edited)

“I’m looking for a twink and a mouse to kill @CHOOKITY POK

“He’s just cock sucker Garry, he won’t suck my cock” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"What if he doesnt have a mum?" @me "Just say L" @wolF @Drizzle

"consent doesnt matter" @CHOOKITY POK

"im attracted to young boys" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Thats a spicy bussy" @wolF

"my ass stinks" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"To this day i still dont know how to spell calendar" @marcy "C-A-L-E-A-" @wolF

“Joe all of your cum is in one spot” @wolF (edited)

“I’m good at molesting ducks” @CHOOKITY POK

9:11 pm

Moments later…

9:11 pm

“I am no longer good at molesting ducks” Also @CHOOKITY POK

“I do enjoy penis” @Chief

“Oh yeah, phenomenal pussy” @Jamzy

12:26 am

“Baby, your pussy is phenomenal” @marcy

12:26 am

Two seperate quotes

12:28 am

“Damn you just tore that pussy open” @Chief “Yeah I’m just covered in pussy sauce” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

" look at me I'm the mentalist, your not a mentalist you're a mental case" - @Jeffery

11:04 pm

to shane

"Tom is getting close to a box of dildos" - @Jamzy

"he's raping" - @Drizzle

"suckin dick there's nothing like it" - @Jamzy

^ to the tune of poker face

Trust me, you hear the voices you know what to do @wolF

„im Just waiting for the part with all the kids“ - @mauvecord

4:10 pm

„Oh there’s children. Looking lovely“ - @mauvecord

"nooo he censored his feet" - @CHOOKITY POK

“What if we leaked the quotes chat to the government to see what happens” @Chief

9:59 pm

“Execute the homosexuals” @CHOOKITY POK

"stick your dick in something and hope for the best" - @Jamzy

10:05 pm

"there is a lot of semen" - @Chief

“Do you like it when my pussy makes noises?” @Drizzle

“Dylan isn’t here” me “What do you mean, I’m riding him” @Celadon

— “Oh no I had a tab open with devilish stuff” me “It starts with a P, ends with a hub. Homosexual edition.” @mauvecord “Ive done that many times” @wolF

“I have many suckable parts” @wolF

1:32 pm

I would let Asians lick my many parts @wolF

'McDougal' - @Jamzy

1

“Wogs snore because we’re alpha” @Jeffery “Didn’t know that sleep apnea was alpha but ok” me

"look! its just shrek cum" - @Drizzle (edited)

"I don't care about her age she's hot!" - @wolF

“I can’t type” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man “Wait what’s tight?” @Drizzle

“Oh I’m a bottom” @wolF

3:04 pm

Me

“Jakob you’re more trans than I will ever be” Me to @CHOOKITY POK

“Who is that” @wolF “A woman” me “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Is that Michael Jackson?” @CHOOKITY POK “No that’s a woman” @wolF

"im a scat man" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

8:52 pm

"why dont you wank on my chest" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Celadon

"im a scat man" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

@everyone

“Gabby I love your manly features” @Chief

1

1

“I definitely have a fettish for pussy” @Jamzy (edited)

“I’m going to go blast shit into my kettle” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:00 pm

“Quote me you colonisers” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Uh bleh, uh bleh, uh ble- maybe I am gay - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"dylan your bunda is not how i want to die" - @HORACE000

"im a cute little twink fairy" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Nurse nami came today!?” Me “Damn right she did” @wolF

“You’re under arrest for murdering babies” - @wolF “That’s not warrant for arrest” - @Jamzy (edited)

“I have dementia I am not dyslexic” @wolF

“It’s Tuesday, time to use my dildo” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I love the taste of bum" @CHOOKITY POK

unprompted "ahh femboys" @Drizzle (edited)

“You can excuse pedophilia because he’s funny?” Me “Yeah, im not doing it” @wolF

“Everything that come out of your ( @CHOOKITY POK ) mouth is either sarcasm, bitchy or horny” me

"so i sent drizzle picture of my feet today" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

4:28 pm

"hold on, its stuck in my nose" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (no context btw)

"i need to get a pure white character" - @CHOOKITY POK

"he is cheeked up (referring to @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man)" - @Jamzy

“As long as you’re not raping them, that’s fine” @wolF

“Oh they have men in tubes” @Jamzy

“Always gotta be mirror indicator black” @Jamzy

“When the baby cums on the TV it turns red” @Jamzy (edited)

"negro" - @Jeffery

'You guys should see Gabbys penis' - @CHOOKITY POK

'I was forced inside of you by Jakob' - @wolF

“If I could choose whose breast milk i could order I would” @wolF (edited)

"i'll give you throat" @CHOOKITY POK

"Joe dont do that im gonna cum" @CHOOKITY POK

"you can be straight and suck dick" @Jeffery

How are these quotes

"i did a fucky wucky" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“STOP CUMMING, ugh, there is too much cum” @wolF

"there's nothing yonky about it!" - @wolF

“Fuck dude my eyebrow is so itchy” @Drizzle “Can I lick them?” @Celadon

"I don't care if it's morally ok, she's hot as fuck" - @wolF

2

to jakob "nice ass, can i cum in it?" @Drizzle

"kevin is the only non gay" - @Drizzle

Sadly backed by science

11:11 pm

11:13 pm

You know what, the gays are ok - @wolF

'If you want a tattoo then go get a melanoma' - My Dad

11:23 pm

'The only tattoo that ever made sense to me was the Nazi's marking the Jewish, it at least served a purpose' - My Dad

1

'If I don't get Play of The Game I'm gonna creampie Aslan.' - @Drizzle

"Can't help it, I'm horny" - @Celadon

"Would I let Nami peg me?.... Yeah" - @wolF

"when theres 12 people I'm firm" - @Jamzy

"its the exact length you expect of that man" - @CHOOKITY POK

“Chinese children committing suicide? Hell yeah” @CHOOKITY POK

“Drizzle, are you saying that you wouldn’t masturbate to a hot woman just because the video was in 15 fps?” @wolF (edited)

'I'm going to go lay down in bed and listen to the voices.' - @Jeffery

„I eat my cum, it’s a bad habit“ (to that song) - @CHOOKITY POK

“My name is John Latting but you don’t pronounce the g” @wolF

5:08 pm

“It is necessary that you ejaculate” @wolF

"then ill come home and eat my own ass" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I would make a hot cat girl” @wolF

“I shit because I am sadge” me

Imagine being raped by a lunchable @CHOOKITY POK

Annoying, I hate the black ones @wolF

I love doing it in the butt @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"Black people are bad" @Jamzy "That is very true and based" @CHOOKITY POK

1

"i wanna breed those cows" - @Drizzle

"Shane, I would love nothing more than to suckle your penis" @Drizzle

"i deepthroated it too hard and it started creaming" - @Drizzle

"trust me i am hitting the griddy" - @Drizzle

"put hanzo's ass on a mousepad" - @Drizzle

"im in a squid hentai tentacle boi mood" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“Drizzle you have a nice ass” @wolF

“Joe that’s Deja vu” @Drizzle “Fuck the French” @Jeffery

"you're still alive? let me stomp you!" @mauvecord

6:32 pm

"i am going to commit war crimes. hitler? no, james. I will rape all the civilians" @Jamzy

"i wanna breed these two cows but im not high enough" - @Drizzle

"personally I think the areolas are a bit too big" - @Jamzy

“I see you all the way down there bitch tits” @Celadon

9:36 pm

“Can someone stop this Jew? Get that filthy Jew” @Jamzy

"OPEN YOUR HOLES FOR ME KEVIN" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Want me to break your spine? @Celadon

"I was completely against air fryers, due to religious reasons" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“That’s not a quote that’s just memorable” @CHOOKITY POK

10:04 pm

“Kevin is a domestic terrorist” - me

“Yuh” - @wolF “Based” - @Celadon freebird theme - also @Celadon (edited)

“My friend can eat all of the carcinogenic mushrooms” @Celadon (edited)

"I love cock" @CHOOKITY POK

8:21 pm

"I enjoy it" @CHOOKITY POK

“I don’t wanna kill people I just wanna run through their walls” @Jeffery (edited)

in old man voice “I CAN FINALLY SUCK DICK” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I get off to men fucking frequently” @Celadon

9:08 pm

@Drizzle

“Would you like to receive a photo of your mother being eaten out James?” @wolF

"Im gonna give you an enema with my tongue" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:16 pm

"I like fucking goats... I aim for that gussy" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

I love to KILL @Celadon

"Leave my sweaty nuts alone" - @wolF

"I have drunk sex with my grandparents" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"make me have gay sex, that's torture" - @Jamzy

"I wouldnt let my dog lick peanut butter off my dick!" @wolF

paraphrasing "would you sit if sage told you to?" @CHOOKITY POK "absolutely... i'd pant like a dog if she asked me to" @wolF

"Im gonna creampie you so hard dylan" @Drizzle

If you don’t want me to boost you I will boost women on the internet @wolF

I didn’t think he’d go that deep @CHOOKITY POK

“You are what you eat” @Celadon “I don’t remember eating a dementia patient” @Drizzle

"maybe i should be a femboy" - @Drizzle

"my aim is to be pegged" - @CHOOKITY POK

“Just because I fuck men doesn’t mean I’m gay” @Jeffery

"i wanna say a slur" - @CHOOKITY POK

"yo i love me a hemorrhoid" - @CHOOKITY POK

"i have a very strange penis" - @CHOOKITY POK

“That’s it we’re getting rid of the coons” @CHOOKITY POK

“I will rank people by their race” @CHOOKITY POK

“Jevin“ - @Drizzle

"dude that was some wicked wussy" - @Drizzle

8:20 pm

"I would be a great gay man" - @mauvecord

I will not commit sodomy I will master it - me

“Strap ons are toys in coco pops? …Like what’s the optimum cock?” - @Jamzy

“I need two penises” @Jeffery

"PLEASE SAY A SLUR" - @CHOOKITY POK

"its a woman, she is a vessel" - @wolF

“Ok gabby, maybe the pain slightly turns me on” @Chief

I wonder how good canola oil would be at burning peoples houses down? @mauvecord

"I want an all white wedding. As in theres no blacks allowed" - @wolF

whilst standing in the h&m checkout line "we should go to h&m" - @Jamzy

Peeling off my skin is fun @wolF

It’s raining cum, hallelujah! @ Jakob

"is that a fish? oh no its a bowling pin" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Coughs Sorry I was just clearing the cum from my throat @wolF2

“TOM, QUEUE” @wolF “I can’t I’m looking at the nut on face pic” @mauvecord

"im not gonna lie, this whole time ive been mentally hitting the griddy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"man I unironically just want to be a monkey" - @Drizzle

"today we're going to be reading my favourite book Holes opens anus" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I see hot Asian women in my feed and I’m like YES YOU CAN PEG ME” @wolF

“I would seperate the colours” @CHOOKITY POK

Im going to kill the arab @CHOOKITY POK

Get out of my boarders, I need to attack them! @CHOOKITY POK

“I’m going to smell them all at the chemist” @ Elena “What, you’re saying you like to smell things?” “Yes” @ Elena

“Spread the word of Allah, the elephants have drowned!” @ griffo

'Mashallah!' - @CHOOKITY POK @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"ladies and gentlemen; The Weeknd... old timey hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime girl" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

“I’m gonna munch on your cock” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man “Please don’t” @wolF “Nom nom nom nom nom nom” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“I COMMAND YOU TO CREAMPIE MY BUSSY” @mauvecord

"finger named penis" - @Drizzle

„I just really hate the blacks“ - @Drizzle

"you have to haggle haggle! then you pull out a glock!" - @Drizzle

Yoooo they shot the black man that’s based as fuck @CHOOKITY POK

“We didn’t fix all of it. The lobby’s fucked“ - @Drizzle

“She’s old she is probably gonna die soon” me “Good, fuck her” Elena

1

12:09 pm

@Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

This photo is doctored

„Mashallah Melania“ - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"the foreskin was a mere ploy" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“why is a woman crying during such a nice song” - @wolF

Forgive me farther for I have unshaved balls @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

You can’t be the worlds greatest detective without trying a little bit of cum @wolF

"society is balls Batman" - @me

"im hunting a black man in a cornfield" - @mauvecord

"Are we shid?" "yes" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"come here little blacky" - @Celadon

“You think that’s tiny? Stick it up your ass, then you’ll see how tiny it is” @wolF

11:48 pm

“I own a colossal fucking Dildo” @CHOOKITY POK

11:50 pm

“I love dick blood, it’s great” @CHOOKITY POK

"help me there's women in my house" - @CHOOKITY POK

"you stupid fucking black man" - @Drizzle

"the sewers move" - @HORACE000

"Christ is not with us" me "but Allah is" - @HORACE000 "The power of Alla- I'm in public" - @Drizzle

Don’t use lemon just piss on it @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

I will eat the babies with such curiosity it’s almost criminal @Miranda

White is the best colour, aleandro @ My mum

I don’t like that little ginger fuckhead @wolF

“I want to chop his nose off, it’s so ugly and spotty” @ Elena talking about aslan

I agree with Jakob, maybe the Indians do need to suffer

"kevin is curious about the geopolitical climate of the world" - @me "jakob shits his pants" - @CHOOKITY POK

Kevin believes he is more autistic than he originally thought @wolF

It reminds me of aboriginals so I hate it @marcy

Dino nuggies have the best macros @Celadon

5:31 pm

“Who did I make tremble” @CHOOKITY POK

“Not a woman” @Celadon

I enjoy being kept as a pet @CHOOKITY POK

A human. SHOULD NOT BE FILLED. WITH PISS @wolF

"am I a boy or am I a girl" - @CHOOKITY POK

"HE'S WHITE!!!! - @wolF

you have brought shame upon Mohammed @wolF

1

„Is it a racist term? „ - @wolF „Yes“ - @Jamzy „Then I agree“ - @wolF (edited)

„I cure Kevin“ - @wolF (edited)

"Yo i got this clit, like a hot dog" - @Jamzy

'That's a good gift wrap!' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man 'Thanks! It's the one thing from my Dad I inherited that wasn't mental illness!' - @Miranda (edited)

3

"I guess you can spread it until you die" @Drizzle

"Tahira cums in a jar" @wolF

just need to eat and take a shit and I should be chilling @wolF

1

"you know how we have stop asian hate, maybe we should start it again" - @Drizzle

„I said hello and then I was being shook“ - @wolF

I don’t think I’m a misogynist, I know I am a racist @wolF (edited)

11:35 pm

I’m a masausagist @Jamzy (edited)

"im pretty sure margot robbie is john american psycho" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"your honor show me this guys balls" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"you are the conquistador of racism" - @CHOOKITY POK talking about @Drizzle

“Fly me to the moon and let me cum inside your mum” @wolF

Well well well, Water we have we @Bohan Jones (edited)

"I'll just bone the chicken myself" @Jamzy

"follow the gooch" @Drizzle

"nice to finally put a name to the face" @Drizzle

“AHHH MY CHAFE” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man in extreme pain

“Ah no wonder he isn’t dying HES JESUS CHRIST” @wolF

I smelt it and then I felt it @CHOOKITY POK

"balls out, no pants" @CHOOKITY POK

"the n-word can be funny" - @Drizzle

"less autistic, more criminal" - @Drizzle

Hopefully they don’t find out about your domestic terrorism @Celadon

" yeah my head fell off" - @wolF "Yeah, its nnot that good" - @CHOOKITY POK (edited)

10:54 pm

"i can feel myself" - @wolF

"it warms my heart knowing that you're suffering" @Jamzy (edited)

"you're not ugly, I've got a bigger penis" - @Jeffery (edited)

'Oh, Jakobs lost Kevin' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man 'Who? The cat?' - My Mum 'What? Kevin is a human man' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I can count... 1 2 3 5" @CHOOKITY POK (edited)

"if only I were two feet tall" - @Drizzle

When I see gay porn I'm happier @wolF

10:17 pm

I've never seen straight porn @wolF

"i dont know why but i hate her" - @Jeffery

[to Drizzle] "Give it to me" @wolF

"I will shoot through the grandma to hit the baby" @HORACE000

"Give me your eyelashes" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Mans Mother

„Dylan is into incest confirmed“ - @Jamzy „of course, he is“ - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"pissing all by your self handsome?" - @CHOOKITY POK (edited)

"I feel like being known as the dad joke man is better than being known as a fool" @Drizzle

“I came across a YouTube channel tha-“ @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man “YOU DID WHAT” @Drizzle

"there isnt a god in Alaska" - @wolF

'Who's that guy with the sword, armour and the shield?' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man 'The guy chewing gum?' - My Dad

"i've pulled two ebitches its over" - @Drizzle

“Wait how do you get the gay stuff?” @wolF

I stared into the void and the void pissed back @wolF

There were lara croft cosplayers at comicon on the weekend drizzle but given how big some of them were id call them lara hefty - panz

FUCK OFF AUSTRALIAN MUSEUM I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT INDIGENOUS PEOPLE @Miranda

"that is the profile picture of a man who wants to be pegged" - @CHOOKITY POK

"yeah my dick doesnt work anymore" - @CHOOKITY POK

"im mad when the bottom isnt tight enough" - @CHOOKITY POK

"Imagine me but inside of a small asian woman" @CHOOKITY POK

Honestly the Winston hentai slaps @mauvecord

The only thing that came out of my mouth was cum @Jeffery

‚Pastey white boys line-up for the gooch fingers teeth‘ - @Drizzle (edited)

"there is lightning from my fingertips, you cant see it but its there" - @Drizzle

"is it the midnight moon?... i meant the big one the full moon" - @Jamzy

"i dont give a fuck about the law, im giving it to you regardless" - @Jeffery

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„What about the TSA?“ - @Jamzy @HORACE000 simultaneously

"Love the big old penis" - @wolF

"now i know how it feels to be on blacked because im getting fucked by a monkey" - @Jeffery

“I’m gonna snort cocaine!” - @HORACE000

Why did you just go straight to penis @Jeffery

„Edging works! … You heard it here first! Edging works!“ - @wolF

I don’t think dementia patience would edge @Drizzle

"my blood is incredible" - @Drizzle

I can hear the gay hand @CHOOKITY POK

Wait is that ghandi? - me looking at this shirt

"There are so many places I can take it" - @Drizzle

If you suck me I will come @wolF

Can’t beat the colossal grippy of DrSchnitzel @CHOOKITY POK

'You're a closeted homophobe' - @Bohan Jones 'Actually I'm very open about it' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Sometimes I love to be fucked like the princess I am @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

9:28 pm

Also @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man : sometimes I want go be rimmed until sunrise (edited)

"who was 9/11?" - @Jamzy "osama" - @marcy (edited)

WHY do I KEEP getting cucked @wolF

“Chinese soy bean” @Drizzle

"get your assholes ready and your cocks hard" - @Jamzy

„They’re all commit these horrendous war crimes. War crimes?“ - @mauvecord

"don't talk to me, you don't know anything" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I've never heard of this 'therapy' before" - @Miranda

"I couldn't help myself. I got some cheese" - @Celadon

I said I’d fuck a dude what do you mean? @Jeffery

"Chillin with the boys, having snacks, lickin' nut sacks. its great" - @Drizzle

"How about I just take that kid?" - @Jamzy

„Im the one who leaves the bruises“ - @marcy

“Why would you not want your foreskin?” @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

10:08 am

Jakob and Dylan on the left, me on the right

„An hours worth of pasta“ - @Drizzle

„I am racist. Remember.“ - @Drizzle

„Mc-xuse me?!“ - @Celadon

"my pp work, yayyyy" - @CHOOKITY POK

“She’s great for hentai! Or so I’ve heard” @wolF

"condoms and sex, bringing guys together" - @Jeffery

"Drizzle if you want to be black?" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"ive sent the gooch signal, he will come" - @Drizzle

"@Drizzle's former boss came second place in a digging competition. Why? Because John Douglas" (dug.... less)

„No licking but we did finger“ - @Drizzle

told to get to know each other james sniffs drizzle "id rather not thanks" @Jamzy

I put my foot down in the vaginal canal @Jamzy

11:29 pm

Oh my spine is ok now @Jamzy

“My teammates are expert cucks because all they do is watch” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man (edited)

I was like an autistic kid watching trains @Jamzy

12:47 pm

Nothing beyond a lobotomy will fix her - Me to my dad talking about my mum

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'What is up my starched up gamers?' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man to a bunch of potatoes soaking in water

„Im gonna beat my wife“ - @wolF

"drizzle can i have your skin so i can have gooch fat" - @CHOOKITY POK

"joseph goochio panuccio i am Hungarian" - @CHOOKITY POK

I regret marrying Shane - @Celadon (edited)

My pornography is too consensual for you - @Drizzle to @CHOOKITY POK

'I should have been a paramedic so I could hit the support queues in real life!' - @Drizzle

"Dylan got pissed on in my passenger seat" - @Miranda

10:25 pm

"Wait so I can actually pee on you??" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"My nostrils will suffer, as i, kevin, have suffered" - @wolF

"this is a lot bigger than it used to be, and it makes me happy" @CHOOKITY POK

There is nothing hotter than a nigga who respects boundaries @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

"I need to see how many raccoons I can breed" - June

“I want you to give Jakob head” @mauvecord “Nah im good I don’t want to get pregnant” @ Gooch

10:03 pm

Throwback Fridays

'Don't get E-Bitches, get E-Coli. Be a man.' - @Drizzle (edited)

Adam: “Steve Harwell the lead singer of smash mouth just died” Me: “That water got too warm and he couldn’t swim” Dylan: “Drizzle the man’s just died” Me: “HEY NOW-“

"If he became friends with the KKK he would become a racist" - @marcy

Women with their bladders @mauvecord

Why did you pull me off? @wolF So I can fact check your cock @Drizzle

I love that little femboy @CHOOKITY POK

"Those lights freaked me out, they changed from yellow to red" "Yeah traffic lights tend to do that" - Me

"Why are you looking at my camel toe Miranda?" @Drizzle "BECAUSE IT'S WAS JUST SO, THERE!" @Miranda

„Literally in the LGBT immunity“ - @Drizzle

“Now that the homosexual is gone we can get to fucking” - @CHOOKITY POK

“No, look, when god made all the Vietnamese…” - @marcy “They made a mistake” - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“What about the Great Depression?” - @Jamzy “I bought it fresh today” - My Father

1:12 am

“Do I still need to suck toes?” - @Drizzle

'And on the seventh day, God busted it down Harvard Gooch Style' - @HORACE000 @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

“The real solution is to kill the parents” - @Drizzle

how dare you use your newly found mental wellness on me @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Oh I see the wiggly boys in my vision - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

6:38 pm

You have the personality of an asthmatic - @Miranda

“No, I’m just racist… my racism is very related to this conversation”’- @Drizzle

"Just because something is physical doesnt mean its real" @wolF

"Oh no i was homosexual in front of someone's parents" @Drizzle after Adam's dad heard Drizzle say Adam in a suit was sexy

„Who rapes the horse?“ - @Drizzle

"im neurotypical as fuck, but look at this chart" @Drizzle

points to giraffe "ayo, that's oblong Micheal!" - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

Those who have gooched will Gooch again @wolF

"You can edge all you want but no nut" @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man "We truely live in 1984" @Drizzle

'Speak now or forever hold your penis' - @Drizzle

No body wants sand in their p o o s s e y @ Georgie (edited)

“I’ve been edging to the war in Palestine” - @Drizzle

D: „maybe I’m good?“ J:“ maybe you’re Black?“ D:“ oh no, a fate worse than death“ J:“ what about French?“ D:“a fate worse than being black“ - @Drizzle

'I'm going to move all the religious books to the childrens fiction section' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man 'Like that Jew book?' - @Miranda 'The Torah? Or also The Bible?!?!' - @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man

'Stop fucking edging me and eat the cheese!' - @Drizzle

"do i like the transgender one?" - @CHOOKITY POK

"Is there an evolutionary reason why women can cum?" - @wolF

"I feel like christopher walken could pull off the jizzler" - @wolF (edited)

"no more black people" @drizzle "FINALLY" @CHOOKITY POK

“Do you guys have any guilty pleasures you enjoy indulging in?” @Chief “Your mum” @Drizzle

“I don’t even know what animal that is! Oh it’s moth…” @Jamzy

"the plural of drizzle is moose gooch" @CHOOKITY POK

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Do you know what a lobotomy is @Drizzle Yes only because you keep saying mum needs one @ Elena

Context: If I swan dived out of a second story window and broke both my arms and needed them surgically removed 'Are you telling me that you wouldn't want Christodoluous Despotakis, the sex God, to jerk you off to completion through a gloryhole if you had no arms?' - @Miranda to @Mr Giannopoulos the Greek Man